~ma for your mother, erika.

happy birthday to beth and Beej.

And, in regard to fun phone calls, I love it when someone demands to speak to a man. No, really - I've had people call and insist that they speak to Mr. (my last name) or just any male person on staff. Dude, we've only got one ... and he's the president. Again, not available to random people off the street.

The oncologist likes talking to her, actually. He doesn't get to give out very much good news.

WHOOT! Booked massages for me and B at BW this Sunday after the Yard Sale. I'm FINALLY using the 2 gift certificates I got OVER two years ago.

mamamamamamama for erika's rocking awesome mom.

Much ~ma to your ma, erika.

It's less than an hour before I go on vacation and people are freaking the fuck out!

Dear Region,

I cannot do everything you're going to want me to do while I'm gone in the next 50 minutes. If I'm that important, give me a bloody raise. I'm not going to be checking my email every 10 minutes before I leave, so I hope you got those requests in early! All your numbers are stored in my phone under the city you are calling from, so don't bother. I will recognize the number, and I will. not. answer. It's a vacation for a reason.

Hugs and Kisses from San Francisco,

Me

Health ~ma for your mother, erika.

DJ, I hope you have a fabulous time in SF! Take pictures so we can live vicariously, please!

~ma for erika's mom.

DJ will be here soon! SQUEE!!!

DJ will be here soon! SQUEE!!!

I know! I'm picking up shoes after work, then home to double check the packing job (and to get rid of 2 out of the 3 nines I'd packed), then to Walgreens for last minute stuff, then a bottle of wine so I can get to sleep tonight, then wake up, get dressed, get to the airport, fly across the country, AND THEN I'LL BE THERE!

THEN I'LL BE THERE!

SQUEEEEEEEE!!

I just turned down a bartending job for tomorrow night. I'm all, "Hells, no. My girl's in town and we got some squeeing to do!" Some whiskey to drink, some boys to ogle..... SQUEE!