There's a pattern on that website for shrift, too.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ailleann - Apr 18, 2007 11:34:58 am PDT #5723 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2007 11:38:19 am PDT #5724 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ah. For the Due South people, or just people who like mounties, or Canadians...
I want to make the Homo Sweet Homo one for one of Mr. Jane's coworkers.
-t - Apr 18, 2007 11:42:40 am PDT #5725 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I made "#@%&!!!" one, it went fast and came out well. Still needs framing, but I can't blame that on the pattern.
lisah - Apr 18, 2007 11:43:30 am PDT #5726 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
I want to make the Homo Sweet Homo one for one of Mr. Jane's coworkers.
hah! A friend made that for our (non-gay, fwiw) friend's housewarming party and she ended up opening it in front of her verrrry religiously conservative father-in-law. He didn't say anything. loudly.
brenda m - Apr 18, 2007 11:46:39 am PDT #5727 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
How the heck else am I supposed to make my sex dream about Prince Charles come true??
Now you want to get his mother involved? That dream just gets creepier and creepier.
sumi - Apr 18, 2007 11:53:23 am PDT #5728 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!
Seriously.
Although, I'm imagining Aimee calling the palace and hanging up everytime it isn't Charles. Eventually, MI-6 gets mobilized to deal with the suspicious caller.
Hopefully, by that time you will be somewhere in the middle of the US between California and Michigan.
Sparky1 - Apr 18, 2007 11:58:08 am PDT #5729 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
Although, I'm imagining Aimee calling the palace and hanging up everytime it isn't Charles. Eventually, MI-6 gets mobilized to deal with the suspicious caller.
Just so long as they don't show up for the F2F because I don't want to be part of an international incident under this administration. I suspect they wouldn't understand.
Vortex - Apr 18, 2007 12:02:23 pm PDT #5730 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I get angry in the moment. But once I'm off the call, I want to laugh. Someone told me earlier to make a coworker call him back. Luckily, I have the kind of relationship with the caller so that I could laugh and explain that coworker is grown, and I am not his boss. I cannot make him do jack shit.
oh, my favorite is when people don't return calls, and say that they didn't get the message. So, the next time you say "bob isn't here can I take a message", the person gets all shirty and says "can you make SURE that he gets it."
Vortex - Apr 18, 2007 12:05:23 pm PDT #5731 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
speaking of fun tees [link]
Sparky1 - Apr 18, 2007 12:05:35 pm PDT #5732 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
oh, my favorite is when people don't return calls, and say that they didn't get the message.
These people deserve to have their cell phone numbers given out.