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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 13, 2007 4:53:55 am PDT #528 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes. Florida, right?


Steph L. - Mar 13, 2007 4:54:44 am PDT #529 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Committee Chair doesn't live in Cincinnati. Group President does.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 13, 2007 4:55:18 am PDT #530 of 10003
What is even happening?

I think I may be getting a rash by my eye. Do I call back my regular doctor or call an eye doctor? Fuck.

Start with your doc. Tell the receptionist it is urgent, that you have Shingles and you're starting to get a rash near your eye, and don't take no for an answer.

If you get no where, you need to go get care immediately somewhere, honey. Oh God, I wish I was there to help you.

eta...

I don't mean to be alarmist. You just can't let them delay on this. It could be nothing, but if it is the Shingles rash, it HAS to be treated, immediately, and it's not the sort of thing you can wait out, to see what happens.


tommyrot - Mar 13, 2007 4:56:00 am PDT #531 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Committee Chair doesn't live in Cincinnati. Group President does.

Oh, Oops.

I mean... Teppy, you totally changed the meaning of what I was saying....


Steph L. - Mar 13, 2007 4:56:56 am PDT #532 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Teppy, you totally changed the meaning of what I was saying....

I do that. Because I have no idea how to edit. (But you got Florida correct. Maybe Laura could send Brendon over to kick his ASS.)


Fred Pete - Mar 13, 2007 5:09:09 am PDT #533 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Because I'm INSANE.

This sentence disturbs me. Because, Teppy, you aren't the one who's insane.

(Note: If you meant the sentence ironically or sarcastically, please ignore the above.)


Ailleann - Mar 13, 2007 5:09:58 am PDT #534 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Cash, I'm stuck at work until five, but you've got my number if you need anything.


Steph L. - Mar 13, 2007 5:11:49 am PDT #535 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

(Note: If you meant the sentence ironically or sarcastically, please ignore the above.)

Heh. I did, actually, mean it ironically.


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2007 5:17:42 am PDT #536 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Trying to decide if I want to go home from work today.

I have tons of work to get done and sometimes work is distracting. But, K called this morning because Mimi's taken a turn for the worse. Her kidneys are shutting down and "they" say it doesn't look good. I worked after I found out about grandaddy, but even though I kind of expected this one, losing them both within a few months just hurts a bit worse.

I feel like going home and losing my shit for a bit, but I have so much crap to get done.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 13, 2007 5:19:15 am PDT #537 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

aw, crap, DJ. I'm sorry.