Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Apr 12, 2007 2:39:05 am PDT #4665 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hmmmm...maybe don't show her F2F pictures before we get there.

Hee. Well, we just got back from dinner with my ex-wife, I don't imagine the Buffistas will need more explaining than that one.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2007 3:04:14 am PDT #4666 of 10003
What is even happening?

Did it go well, billytea? Was ToG with Bec? How is Bec?


WindSparrow - Apr 12, 2007 3:25:17 am PDT #4667 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Does one tip one's pet groomer? I've made an appointment for Sammie to de-shed her. The groomer works out of the local, owned by veterinarians, pet shop, so I'm not sure if she owns her business and just leases space from them, or is their employee. Also we have planned that I will stay to help restrain Sammie, as the groomer refuses to work with cats that are fighting her. The charge will be anywhere from $12 to $30 depending on how much work her coat is and if I decide I want her bathed. She has a lot of dander, so I might, but then again, it seems like a bath might traumatize her, so I dunno.


vw bug - Apr 12, 2007 3:28:21 am PDT #4668 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

WS, it depends. I used to always tip, but our current groomer doesn't accept tips. So, maybe ask if they can accept tips?


brenda m - Apr 12, 2007 3:36:30 am PDT #4669 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think I would base it on how Sammie behaves. If she's a royal pain, yes. If it goes pretty smoothly, it wouldn't occur to me to tip.


Fay - Apr 12, 2007 3:54:10 am PDT #4670 of 10003
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So when are you visiting Melbourne? Who wants to be first to meet my lovely wife?

Me! Pick me! Pick me! (Might even happen - I'm closer than the rest of y'all, damn it!)

ion, bless Mr Jane (henceforth to be known as The Sandman, or possibly Morpheus). He just made me laugh out loud. Which is good, because it's been a bit of a weepy half hour, one way or another.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2007 4:25:20 am PDT #4671 of 10003
What is even happening?

I just ate three Peeps. That's the first thing I've eaten, today. How wrong would it be if I ate two more? Why do they have to come five to a pack?


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2007 4:26:59 am PDT #4672 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think you have to eat the last two peeps, as no doubt they're depressed at their comrades' demises. ("Demises"?)


vw bug - Apr 12, 2007 4:33:09 am PDT #4673 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

You definitely have to finish the pack, Cindy. It's the law.


Sparky1 - Apr 12, 2007 4:37:38 am PDT #4674 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

I think you have to eat the last two just to get rid of the evidence, Cindy. Otherwise, your kids will want to know why they can't have 3 peeps for breakfast.