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Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

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Steph L. - Apr 11, 2007 8:12:24 am PDT #4547 of 10003

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Random thought I had while doing dishes this morning: "For all the times Tep has said, 'I don't know what I did to deserve such a great, dorky, sweet guy,' I bet The Boy is off someplace right now saying, 'I still can't believe I spent Easter morning drawing faces on all her eggs and then making her waffles while wearing bunny ears and she LOVED IT. I even doodled a heart in the crust of snow on the hood of her car! I am SUCH A DORK, and she doesn't just love me in spite of it, she loves me for it. I don't know what I did to deserve someone like her.'"

I'm going to have to temporarily stop loving The Boy so that I can re-route ALL OF MY LOVE TO JZ!!!

Seriously. You big sweetheart.

Ginger - Apr 11, 2007 8:24:21 am PDT #4548 of 10003

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I just got a catalog that included this sentence:

"Leggings are this year's new bottom."

That sentence is wrong on so many levels.

-t - Apr 11, 2007 8:24:45 am PDT #4549 of 10003

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm so sorry, Suzi, for the mess that is work and the fact that you have to be there and not have fernet.

Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 8:25:47 am PDT #4550 of 10003

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That sentence is wrong on so many levels.

Agreed. Even without the porny interpretation.

Sparky1 - Apr 11, 2007 8:29:30 am PDT #4551 of 10003

Librarian Warlord

((Suzi)) I hope that the people who left you in the middle of this mess step up soon.

I am home sick today, which I find crazy-making since I am so new at this job. But it was probably the right decision since I seem to be running a low grade temp that screams "Contagious!" to me.

meara pondered:

Welcome, Sox! Am wondering if you are the sparkyrelation I met at brunch, who ended up with cool shoes.

Yes, she is that relation. And the shoes were Manolos.

brenda m - Apr 11, 2007 8:30:50 am PDT #4552 of 10003

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It eats you starting with your leggings?

Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2007 8:33:27 am PDT #4553 of 10003

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday to Mr. Adorable Owen!

Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2007 8:34:12 am PDT #4554 of 10003

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Owen!

I'm seeing a doctor this afternoon. I'm really afraid I may have a stress fracture. I might cry.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2007 8:35:29 am PDT #4555 of 10003

What is even happening?

Oh P-C, I hope not. Is it your foot?

Sparky1 - Apr 11, 2007 8:36:34 am PDT #4556 of 10003

Librarian Warlord

Happy Birthday, Owen!

P-C, good luck with the doctor.

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