I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Apr 09, 2007 3:49:54 pm PDT #4303 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Still much more than I have managed, is all I'm saying.

Well, thank you. I'm drinking wine now, does tht help?


billytea - Apr 09, 2007 4:04:18 pm PDT #4304 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It seems that both Cash and Sean are fascists. Where did you get this silly idea that a wedding day has anything to do with the two people getting married?

Given that my wedding was conducted entirely in Mandarin, for all I know it had nothing to do with us and was instead dedicated to her uncle's import-export business. But there was a hairy crab on my plate, so what do I care? (I didn't eat it, but I got a couple of nifty photos.)


beth b - Apr 09, 2007 4:06:10 pm PDT #4305 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Cash - I'd help if I could


Strix - Apr 09, 2007 4:07:11 pm PDT #4306 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Only for billytea is the phrase "hairy crabs" and "wedding day" awww-inspiring instead of Refer-A-Gyno worthy.


Cashmere - Apr 09, 2007 4:09:58 pm PDT #4307 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, beth. I think DH heard my thoughts. He got back up out of bed after a 20 minute nap and decided to go work out and promised he'd fold ALL the clothes when he gets back.

My Jedi mind tricks are working!

Now if I can only levitate those dishes.


sj - Apr 09, 2007 4:21:47 pm PDT #4308 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Go you with your evil mind control, Cash!


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2007 4:32:59 pm PDT #4309 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But there was a hairy crab on my plate

Was it supposed to be there? Or did it just....wander up and sit down?


billytea - Apr 09, 2007 4:42:28 pm PDT #4310 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Was it supposed to be there? Or did it just....wander up and sit down?

Ok, that would've been even better. Though it would necessitate me finding out what the Mandarin is for 'Hairy Crab Whisperer'.


beth b - Apr 09, 2007 4:45:23 pm PDT #4311 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Go ,Cash!

Hairy crab? Like a spider crab?


Cashmere - Apr 09, 2007 4:48:14 pm PDT #4312 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

billytea, was it steamed? Or just mildly annoyed?

tookie!

Mopping's up next.