Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2007 7:07:40 am PDT #3361 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Will there be a ceremony?

I wanted to ask about the dress code.


Miracleman - Apr 02, 2007 7:09:23 am PDT #3362 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The pediatric dentist wants to develop a plan for graduating your daughter to an adult dentist.

Tooth-caps and gowns?


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2007 7:09:53 am PDT #3363 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wanted to ask about the dress code.

Maybe after the graduation, the girl would rotate her drool bib to the side....


Aims - Apr 02, 2007 7:25:35 am PDT #3364 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Subconscious:

I understand that all control I have over you is an illusion and that you will make me dream whatever it is you think I should dream about.

But after last night's escapade, I have to ask, Really? I mean, really?

Yes, I'll admit to my unholy adoration of the Royal Family as a novelty and that it appeals to the romantic ideals in my head.

However.

This should not, in the future, translate into SEX DREAMS about PRINCE EFFING CHARLES.

Which would be an appropriate name for him after this morning.

Ta ever so.
Aimee


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2007 7:25:56 am PDT #3365 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Me too - they call it a "cost of living increase."

Yeah, that's what we have too.

Wish me speed!

Go Speed Beejer!

What'd you do to make someone chase you twelve miles?

My mom caught me with a white Caucasian she-devil.


Miracleman - Apr 02, 2007 7:27:38 am PDT #3366 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

This should not, in the future, translate into SEX DREAMS about PRINCE EFFING CHARLES.

Oh good Lord.


Vortex - Apr 02, 2007 7:29:05 am PDT #3367 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

This should not, in the future, translate into SEX DREAMS about PRINCE EFFING CHARLES.

Was he your tampon?


Aims - Apr 02, 2007 7:29:45 am PDT #3368 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh good Lord.

Seriously! It was a Whole Thing.

I'm pretty sure I would never be allowed in all of Great Britian if it were to be known to them that in the most, well, naked, part of the dream, I was learning the words to "God Save the Queen."

I really need to go back on my meds.


Aims - Apr 02, 2007 7:30:38 am PDT #3369 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Was he your tampon?

Eww. Eww. Eww.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 02, 2007 7:32:16 am PDT #3370 of 10003
What is even happening?

Someone had to go there. I'm glad it was Vortex.