Where did this child come from??
I believe it was your cooter.
That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Buffy ,'Potential'
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Polter-Cow - Mar 28, 2007 5:10:25 pm PDT #2830 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Daisy Jane - Mar 28, 2007 5:11:18 pm PDT #2831 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
DJ, my knowledge of the area is approximatel,y -3 but that's not all that far away, no?
It's an hour or so. My cousin in Richardson I have no reason not to visit except for her dickhead husband.
Daisy Jane - Mar 28, 2007 5:11:26 pm PDT #2832 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I was going to delete, but instead I'll use this space to say
JEEZUMS AIMEE! That's a whole lotta cute for one kid.
Aims - Mar 28, 2007 5:13:51 pm PDT #2833 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I believe it was your cooter.
Ah-HA! You are wrong sir! She did not come from, as you say, my "cooter."
YOU WIN NOTHING.
beth b - Mar 28, 2007 5:14:36 pm PDT #2834 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
We have friends that set their house on fire while having sex. yes, the fire department had to be called. It is really funny when she tells the story- and he is there, not quite wanting to tell the story ... somehow tis makes it funnier.
DH and I , before he was DH , and when I still lived at home , had a potpourri burner catch on fire. When my parents were sleeping...and at an awkward moment. Somehow everything was under control in seconds and no one woke up.
Emeline is watching The Simpson's. Whilst wearing her Princess dress and a tiara. Where did this child come from?
this is rhetorical , right?
-t - Mar 28, 2007 5:16:14 pm PDT #2835 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I hate it when I'm hungry but can't decide what I'm hungry for.
It fans the flame of my deep and abiding love for my husband that when I am hungry and cranky with the hungry and nothing sounds good, he provides me with food. So. Wonderful.
Fay - Mar 28, 2007 5:17:03 pm PDT #2836 of 10003
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Emeline is watching The Simpson's. Whilst wearing her Princess dress and a tiara.Good LORD. Could she possibly BE any more of a Bitch-in-training?
is impressed. Also slain.
Aims - Mar 28, 2007 5:18:12 pm PDT #2837 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Could she possibly BE any more of a Bitch-in-training?
Only if I ever found a wee-corset.
Which I haven't yet.
Not that I've been looking.
Cass - Mar 28, 2007 5:24:43 pm PDT #2838 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
It's an hour or so. My cousin in Richardson I have no reason not to visit except for her dickhead husband.Oh. I was thinking it was only about 30 minutes. But dickheads are good reasons to not visit anyone.
My entire experience of the area involves happily, randomly driving and nearly ending up in Oklahoma.
Good LORD. Could she possibly BE any more of a Bitch-in-training?Such Aimee and Joe's kid...
beth b - Mar 28, 2007 5:30:00 pm PDT #2839 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I need to read my story for story time out loud. just once. I keep putting it off. First story I will be reading ... ha... I think I am more nervous because a co-worker will be there. singing next week - now that's scary ( for anyone listening to me sing)