Wash ,'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Babe, if you're going to do this, wait a couple of days and I'll buy a really really big renter's insurance policy, board the animals somewhere safe, get all the important stuff out of the apartment and then park the minivan in the kitchen, k?
Eh. Lightning bolts is Wrath of Me type-stuff.
With "cranky" best you get is an annoying drizzle and some desultory wind.
Therapy was rescheduled for 2 because my therapist's sitter called out sick. I'm already down here, so I am treating myself to lunch and possibly retail therapy.
Lightning bolts is Wrath of Me type-stuff.
buys insurance, empties apartment.
James T. Kirk was a whiny, poofter, momma's boy who shouldn't have been allowed to play with MatchBox cars, let alone pilot a spaceship.
Also?
Greedo shot first.
waits
March is sucking for too many of the Buffistas.
Is this where we say, "ptui! we shall speak of it no more!"?
buys insurance, empties apartment.
James T. Kirk was a whiny, poofter, momma's boy who shouldn't have been allowed to play with MatchBox cars, let alone pilot a spaceship.
Also?
Greedo shot first.
waits
You have gone too far Little Missy. Lightning bolts are en route.
And?
Moulin Rouge sucked, and Notting Hill just exemplifies why both Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant should be shot; their careers can only be explained by them having commerce with Elder Gods from Beyond Space With Unspeakable Names.
And Madonna is old.
GASP
You have cut me to the heart, you have.
BARBARA GORDON IS UGLY.
And ... And .... Captain Marvel is the DUMBEST EVER.
BARBARA GORDON IS UGLY.
And ... And .... Captain Marvel is the DUMBEST EVER.
Oh, you wanna go? You wanna GO?
Daniel Radcliffe is not only a talentless hack who slaughters the Harry Potter role, but you WILL NEVER EVER EVER HAVE HIM!
Also?
Neener.
VW, what exactly is minkie?
Minkie is the softest fabric ever known to mankind. It's expensive, but worth every penny. [link]
And with that, I'm off to school.
ETA: It's the fabric I used for my last Bitch blanket that -t got. She can probably attest to its softness.
Daniel Radcliffe is not only a talentless hack who slaughters the Harry Potter role, but you WILL NEVER EVER EVER HAVE HIM!
Oh. OH. OH!
Funny how when one is talking tough, one forgets who is in close proximity to the BATCOMPUTER with a GIANT MUG OF VANILLA LATTE!!!!!!!
Also? Your MiracleMan statue now lives in the CAT BOX.