{{Laura}}

and i won't hug Cash , but I will drop a heavy book on your DH's head. that's just lame.

Shower time . Oddly I don't want a 80 yr old lady telling me it is time to wash my hair...but I would find it amuseing

Punctuation, Laura.

Cash, WTFuckingF? Argh. I'll kick him for you, if needed.

So Pacific NW types...a friend of mine's heading to Portland and Seattle for a month and wants to know what to see/do. I suggested Powell's and Pike Place Market, respectively, but I don't know good restaurants or what have you. Help?

What type of food?

Fay! WOW! Stunning.

Damn, Fay!!! So. Fucking. HOTT.

(Also, clearly Fay demonstrates that blondes CAN be smouldering, so clearly it's just me. I have a manufacturing defect. "Sexy" was not installed. Dang.)

ION, I hate Acrobat 8.0, and I'm on track to just hate everything today.

I have a manufacturing defect. "Sexy" was not installed. Dang.

Users disagree. I think the device is just not recognizing that software.

Oh Nora, ick on the ick.

CJ feeds the animals, but the adults do the drugs.

Kids will do that to you.

{{}} for the stressed Bitches, and ~ma for the sick Bitches.

Cash, I am exceedingly good at smacking people upside the head, then playing the complete innocent afterward. Just... throwing that out there.

There was more, but then I was broked by the sexiness of Fay. Oh, wait, right...

Users disagree. I think the device is just not recognizing that software.

Wrody McWrod.

Hmmm. Sadly, I don't think I can make it to Columbus while Cash is in NYC. I'd much rather be in NYC with Cash! But perhaps we can work up a videoconference or something. I can yell over speakerphone, or something. Give Owen a little "don't even THINK you're getting up to no good just cause your mom is gone, mister, I know you're an evil genius inside, but i'm ON TO YOU!" look, while I'm at it...

Also, I slept in my new BED last night! Big and fluffy! Pillow top! 600 thread count sheets! Madness. But it's SO HIGH. I mean, I like my bed high off the floor, but this might be a little ridiculous.

The pets and kids should misbehave just enough that Cashmere will be appreciated more. Perhaps a appliance failure or 2 over the weekend just for fun. (not anything that costs $) When I go away for a day or so everyone loves me so much more when I get home.

Mmmm new bed! Mine should be higher, but I'm not draining the water to make it so.

Suzi! Happy motherhood anniversary. I hope that K Bug is having a great day. Did you come up with a present idea? It gets harder as they get older. Particularly when they get their own stuff.

Speaking of - I need to find a consignment store, for I have a lot of clothes I need to sell off and no digital camera for the eBaying.

If the opera coat is among them, you NEED to call me.

Fay, I LOVE the new hair. It’s very 20’s!! And you look very sexy and decadent. RAWR!

ION, I finally dragged my ass to the gym this morning. Good workout, but boy am I going to feel it tomorrow. I can already feel my shoulders tightening up.

Fay you look gorgeous. Absolutely edible.

I'll have to send that link to Lizard.