Sean, try offering him a bribe. I mean, if treats and catnip don't work, I find that cold hard cash makes a kittty amenable to just about anything.
Oh, no, oh, no! Spontaneous poetic exclamations. Lord, spare me college boys in love.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Mar 22, 2007 9:37:38 am PDT #1917 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sean K - Mar 22, 2007 9:38:47 am PDT #1918 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I find that cold hard cash makes a kittty amenable to just about anything.
Come on, buddy. Ten dollars, cash money, just take the pill, okay?
Also, he's leaking a little bit. Poor guy.
Aims - Mar 22, 2007 9:40:49 am PDT #1919 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'll take the pills for $10 a pop!!
Steph L. - Mar 22, 2007 9:40:53 am PDT #1920 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Come on, buddy. Ten dollars, cash money, just take the pill, okay?
"I don't see no green in your hands, Human. Flash some cash, and then we'll talk pills."
Sean K - Mar 22, 2007 9:41:52 am PDT #1921 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sadly, that will not make our cat better, Aims.
Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2007 9:42:32 am PDT #1922 of 10003
brillig
Unfortunately, Kitty doesn't do treats
Ah, so you have a strict observation Puritan cat.
Miracleman - Mar 22, 2007 9:49:31 am PDT #1923 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I know the real reason the Miracleborns are moving. There are too many contenders for Evil Overlord in LA and the good minions are taken and the real estate prices for Lair O' Evil are just impossible. Michigan has greatly superior opportunities for a future of "You must bow down before me, mwah ha!"
Well, in a town with studio execs the whole Evil Overlord rat race can get pretty thick. And the prices for a subterranean Doom Lair in a half-way decent neighborhood are...shit, I thought *I* was evil.
Michigan, on the other hand has loads of out of work potential minions, much cheaper lairs and snow. Snow adds a certain...romance...to the whole evil lair.
And there is that whole Cleveland Hellmouth thing.
Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2007 9:51:48 am PDT #1924 of 10003
brillig
Snow adds a certain...romance...to the whole evil lair
The "Build a Demonic Snowman" contests are always a morale booster.
Miracleman - Mar 22, 2007 9:53:22 am PDT #1925 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The "Build a Demonic Snowman" contests are always a morale booster.
And the whole "Pelt the Prisoners with Snowblower" contests.
Ginger - Mar 22, 2007 9:54:27 am PDT #1926 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Not even remotely interested in human food, or catnip, or kitty treats.
I had a cat like that. She wasn't interested in anything but catfood, preferably crunchy, and was a vastly suspicious eater, so there was no sneaking pills into her. I used something like this [link] and a trick someone taught me: use your thumb and forefinger to slide what would be the cat's lips, if cats had lips, over his top teeth to open his mouth, so that if he tries to bite down, he bites himself. Then push the pill pretty far down his throat. (That's way easier to show than tell.) I mainly used a combination of speed and sneakiness.