Speaking as a Vanilla, nothing would run me out of any place, any quicker than having to read that newletter. They should print a bunch up, and hand them out at the restaurant.
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 19, 2007 8:08:57 am PDT #1417 of 10003
What is even happening?
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2007 8:09:26 am PDT #1418 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Hide and egg
I'm glad this group is nowhere near DC. I know I don't want my house egged.
Ailleann - Mar 19, 2007 8:09:31 am PDT #1419 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Does the newsletter include The Bunny Rules? Because I think that's the part by which I'm the most intrigued...
DavidS - Mar 19, 2007 8:11:01 am PDT #1420 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That newsletter is almost like the scene in Annie Hall where Woody is able to pull Marshall McLuhan out to shut up the blowhard. You couldn't ask for better validation.
Steph L. - Mar 19, 2007 8:12:22 am PDT #1421 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Does the newsletter include The Bunny Rules?
Yeah -- they were in the chunk of incoherent babble that I posted. See, you should have been able to tell, because they weren't over-edited.
t /will never let that go
But -- A NAKED BUNNY WOMAN!!! I mean, *seriously,* people! The group sent out an e-mail to all the members, and it had a NAKED PICTURE in it!!!!
That CAN'T be acceptable.
Oh, who am I kidding? Obviously they consider everything except proper grammar to be acceptable.
Amy - Mar 19, 2007 8:14:45 am PDT #1422 of 10003
Because books.
The naked bunny woman would have been an eye-opener, for sure.
I also like the part about the egg "role". There's Humpty Dumpty, of course, but I'm not sure an egg could insured in Hollywood with that delicate shell...
Cashmere - Mar 19, 2007 8:15:39 am PDT #1423 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Teppy, nice of them to reinforce their asshattery. I wonder what they'll do if someone gets fired for opening that naked bunny lady picture at work. What ijits.
DavidS - Mar 19, 2007 8:16:11 am PDT #1424 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I also like the part about the egg "role".
With two kinks you get egg role.
Cashmere - Mar 19, 2007 8:16:54 am PDT #1425 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
That's AND egg role.
P.M. Marc - Mar 19, 2007 8:21:24 am PDT #1426 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
JZ! I sent some stuff down for you with Lee!
Gronk.
Steph, can I just smite 'em with Clovis or something?