Makes "I'm the goddamn Batman!" look smooth and in character.
Heh. That is the kind of dialogue that was always coming out of Clark Gable's mouth back in the '30s.
Buffy: Synchronized slaying. Faith: New Olympic category?
'Conversations with Dead People'
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Discussion of Buffy and Angel comics, books, and more. Please don't get into spoilery details in the first week of release.
DavidS - Feb 14, 2006 1:41:34 pm PST #9184 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Simon - Feb 16, 2006 8:41:28 am PST #9185 of 10000
Warren Ellis versus Joss Whedon (scroll down to the comments section).
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2006 8:45:39 am PST #9186 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are you kidding? This is the most writing I’ve done in months.
Heh.
DXMachina - Feb 16, 2006 8:52:11 am PST #9187 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
This was hilarious:
All right, Ellis, I am a couple of decades older than you. Touche. But you don’t know all of it. Jeph Loebi-Wan never told you the truth about your father…
P.M. Marc - Feb 16, 2006 9:10:51 am PST #9188 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Man, that was comedy gold.
I'm tempted to tag
If you only knew the power of the Hack Side! Join me.
But won't, on account of using up my store of Dork Points already this month.
DXMachina - Feb 16, 2006 9:18:17 am PST #9189 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
on account of using up my store of Dork Points already this month.
That's unpossible.
P.M. Marc - Feb 16, 2006 9:30:09 am PST #9190 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
That's unpossible.
You'd think.
P.M. Marc - Feb 16, 2006 9:32:10 am PST #9191 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It's just that I bought a Superman pocket/AIO diaper this week, you see, and then started wondering if it would win in a fight with the Bathoodie.
victor infante - Feb 16, 2006 10:08:47 am PST #9192 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Warren Ellis:
Astronomical X-Cash is a very popular book, and I like that Johnny has enough money now for things like hair products and food.
And it’s a Sailor Moon suit, you bastard. Because I hear Brandon Routh is into that. And possibly Nathan Fillion.
The last time I was at San Diego, I saw a porn star being bitched out by a midget pimp. Who was not a pimp of midgets, but a midget who was also a pimp.
Your tv show FIREFOX should have had midget pimps in it.
Dear God. They should film these two and play it every Christmas.
Kalshane - Feb 16, 2006 10:17:01 am PST #9193 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I'm glad Ellis confirmed it is Joss, when someone first quoted Joss' post it seemed off. They still seem off. Maybe Joss really is hitting the brandy.
Still, funny.