Eee! Who's playing John Constantine? Has that been decided yet?
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
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Anne W. - Aug 26, 2003 10:56:32 am PDT #893 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Anne W. - Aug 26, 2003 10:56:34 am PDT #894 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2003 11:02:49 am PDT #895 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Starring KEANU REEVES!!!!
He's no longer British -- blessing or curse?
victor infante - Aug 26, 2003 11:07:26 am PDT #896 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Keanu. Playing Constantine.
Kill me.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 26, 2003 11:26:49 am PDT #897 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Keanu. Playing Constantine.
Wait, I thought it was going to be Nicolas Cage? Which would be better, but still NOT BRITISH.
Off to the imdb then.
eta Ugh, yep. It's Keanu. So. very. wrong.
Snacky - Aug 26, 2003 11:28:16 am PDT #898 of 10000
Like I need a hole in my head
Nope. Keanu. Warren Ellis says he doesn't mind.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2003 11:30:46 am PDT #899 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Warren Ellis may just be my new John Varley. We'll have to see how the movie goes.
Wolfram - Aug 26, 2003 11:31:48 am PDT #900 of 10000
Visilurking
Keanu. Playing Constantine.
If they ever make a Sandman movie that's one piece of continuity they can leave in the crapper.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2003 11:32:59 am PDT #901 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Keanu. Playing Constantine.
Whoa.
Micole - Aug 26, 2003 11:49:44 am PDT #902 of 10000
I've been working on a song about the difference between analogy and metaphor.
Well, he has his own series, which Neil stole him from, but yeah...
Gaiman borrowed him from Alan Moore's run on Swamp Thing; John Constantine didn't get his own series (Hellblazer, various writers) until after his appearance in The Sandman.