If you want to be grossed out, you can see what it looks like at [link] , but don't say I didn't warn you.
It's not gross; just purple. Tape it to the next toe and then get ready to hobble.
I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Oz ,'Him'
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Steph L. - Dec 29, 2004 6:11:00 am PST #7082 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
shrift - Dec 29, 2004 6:19:10 am PST #7083 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift, how good are you at Halloween fake wound make-up?
Well, I usually go straight from work, so pustulent sores and festering wounds would invite more questions from my coworkers than I'm prepared to answer.
I suppose I could crush his immortal soul underneath my steel-toes. I need the new Teen Titans, man.
victor infante - Dec 29, 2004 6:22:49 am PST #7084 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
I suppose I could crush his immortal soul underneath my steel-toes. I need the new Teen Titans, man.
See, I like Shrift's method of dealing.
Steph L. - Dec 29, 2004 6:23:43 am PST #7085 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Shrift, explain to him that you have really strict standards for your menfolk, and that you just don't think that he would look that good in eyeliner and glitter.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 29, 2004 6:27:05 am PST #7086 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Buffistas give the bestest advice in the world, they do!
§ ita § - Dec 29, 2004 6:29:34 am PST #7087 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm thinking a facial scar and replying "got in a knife fight" to any questions about same could be a fun way to discourage his attentions.
You want to be careful with this. The alternative effect (at least in my life), is inciting a fetish-level lust for Amazon types.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2004 6:35:22 am PST #7088 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Perhaps "Got in a knife fight with a creepy stalker. I won. You're next?" would be more effective, then?
§ ita § - Dec 29, 2004 6:39:28 am PST #7089 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Perhaps "Got in a knife fight with a creepy stalker. I won. You're next?" would be more effective, then?
In my life, that gets beta dog presentation of belly for domination or being followed around FOREVER being challenged to duel after duel.
Gandalfe - Dec 29, 2004 7:11:21 am PST #7090 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
If you want to be grossed out, you can see what it looks like at [link] , but don't say I didn't warn you.
Ew.
Does it hurt? If you have decent insurance, go see a Dr, at least to get pain meds. If not, then, yeah, probably just pad it real well and tape it to the next toe - maybe rent some crutches to be safe. Or a wheelchair. Wheelchairs are fun.
Gandalfe - Dec 29, 2004 7:13:42 am PST #7091 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
One of my favorite things to do is to go up to a pretty woman and tell her that she's pretty, and then walk away. It either freaks them out or pumps up their ego - either way is OK by me, particularly if I never see them again. I also like to ask vague acquaintances if they're happy, and then be genuinely interested in the response.