Dude, I'm billing you for the brain bleach, because I just saw Harvey Dent in a Shirley Temple costume when I read that.
"Should I sink the Good Ship Lollipop?"
*flip*
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Dude, I'm billing you for the brain bleach, because I just saw Harvey Dent in a Shirley Temple costume when I read that.
"Should I sink the Good Ship Lollipop?"
*flip*
(chokes trying not to laugh out loud in the office.)
Nah, that's just your night-vision all fucked up again from hours of staring at Dick's Abs.
I'm staring at much more than Dick's Abs.
Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
Try squinting. Or maybe switching from one eye to the other. Do it fast enough and see if you get 3D. Or nausea.
When you stare into the Abs does the Dick stare back?
Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
They're just a skosh up from the thighs... move your gaze.
They're just a skosh up from the thighs
Skosh is a worrying word. No division of measurement should sound like a wet puddle-some sound effect.
They're just a skosh up from the thighs... move your gaze.
Move my gaze away from his thighs? Why would I want to do that?
When you stare into the Abs does the Dick stare back?
No, the Dick's a skosh below the Abs.
That does it. Skosh is clearly Pink-Man's kryptonite.
Soon as I find my motivation. It's on an extended hiatus.
Don't sit around waiting for it to return, Seany. Go hunt it down! It's probably hanging out in seedy bars, goddamn low-life good-fer-nothing motivation.
Shrift, I'm now crippled with laughter. For the record.