Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2007 9:02:00 am PDT #9988 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Not for April Fool's but because we were generally dicks to each other, I once stole my two best guy friends' wallets, switched everything in them and put them back. I think they hog tied me in retaliation. Or, maybe that was for rearranging all their living room furniture while they were asleep, making it impossible to navigate in the morning before coffee.


sarameg - Apr 01, 2007 9:04:08 am PDT #9989 of 10001

One paper back home (not sure if it was the daily or the free weekly) always ran a fairly credible article- weird, sure, never malicious, just...weird- under the authorship of Loof Lirpa.

I'm drowning in laundry.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2007 9:07:32 am PDT #9990 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ha! I had a similar April Fool's prank in college. I sent a letter to my roommate accusing him of cheating on a test and sending him before the judiciary committee. However, I wasn't entirely heartless and made sure I accompanied him to the post office when he got the letter and did the reveal within ten minutes.

Ten minutes, I should add where he took off straight for his History professor and I had to drag him away from the prof's door.


-t - Apr 01, 2007 9:07:44 am PDT #9991 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Impressive, Tep

For me, including the tip off that it is a joke with the heart attack inducing letter is key to the whole thing.

I don't really believe the Simpson's explanation. I thought the calendar used to start with March, which is why when they added days to the end of July and August to honor the Emperors Julius and Augustus, they took them from February. I always figured that the April Fool thing was another iteration of the springtime topsy-turvy role-reversal holidays that there seem to be a bunch of but I can't think of any concrete examples right now.

I would add 2 C of chopped nuts, because I am a sloppy baker who doesn't read recipes all that carefully. I am also an undemanding consumer of baked goods, so it all works out for me.


flea - Apr 01, 2007 9:13:26 am PDT #9992 of 10001
information libertarian

That is just bad direction-writing. The nuts, that is.

I can't believe the slowness of this thread turnover.

In conclusion, Zckerman's famous pig!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2007 9:16:58 am PDT #9993 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google brings broadband to the toilet: [link]

Yes, it's Google's April Fools Day page....

Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.


Amy - Apr 01, 2007 9:19:20 am PDT #9994 of 10001
Because books.

Possible origins of April Fool's Day. Tep's Simpsons theory makes the list.

My grandmother's birthday is today. Something we've never, ever let her forget.


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2007 9:20:31 am PDT #9995 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Info please gives the Simpson's explanation, problems with it, a hoax explanation, spring craziness, and celebrations of the day around the world.

[link]


Jesse - Apr 01, 2007 9:22:45 am PDT #9996 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay thread turnover! We can do this, people!

At least it will mean I've accomplished something today.


Amy - Apr 01, 2007 9:23:38 am PDT #9997 of 10001
Because books.

At least it will mean I've accomplished something today.

Exactly what I was thinking!