Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Mar 30, 2007 10:05:47 am PDT #9772 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

A gem from Craigslist archives: Tubby cat, tubby cat.

Tea & toast is good for what ails ya.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2007 10:06:06 am PDT #9773 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I finally found low-sugar apricot preserves. TJ's is good for some things and not for others, I guess. I'm trying not to buy jams or jellies with more than 6g of sugar per helping. Is hard.

I missed kettlebell yesterday because of a cute baby and lack of motivation. I think this couple is going to invite me over for dinner just because I play well with their 7 month old. In fact, they offered to let me strap her into her carseat last night. At which I wasn't good, so maybe their apparent plan of fleeing the country and leaving me with Baby H will be forestalled some.

I mean, what else could they have in mind?

But I better go eat lunch soon just in case kettlebell happens today instead.


-t - Mar 30, 2007 10:14:10 am PDT #9774 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, good lord. My half case of wine that mysteriously turned into a full case on it's way to me? Is only a half case. I, apparently, cannot count to 6.

And I already called the winery and had them charge me for the "extra". I can't see them believing me if I call up and say, no, there were six, I'm an idiot. Even though I really and truly am.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2007 10:19:20 am PDT #9775 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh -t, call them. You were only being honest in the first place. They should believe you.


-t - Mar 30, 2007 10:27:27 am PDT #9776 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I did, and they did, and it's all fine. I'm just so very embarassed. I fail at counting! And talked about it on the internet. Someone is gonna come repossess my diploma, I know it.


Aims - Mar 30, 2007 10:30:45 am PDT #9777 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Today has turned out to be awesome.

Impromptu tour of the "Star's Homes" with B, E, A and B's cousin M. Lots of talk about sex and socialism. B and I spent most of the time giggling to ourselves in the back seat while A slept in her car seat.

We illegally parked in a red zone and went into SPRINKLES!!! E and I had lemon coconut (B: Aimee, you don't like coconut. Me: I like lemon more than I don't like coconut. B: That makes sense.). B had a black and white, M had a pumpkin. We all traded bites.

We came back cause Baby A needed to nurse and have a diaper change and now we're off to Jerry's.


Jesse - Mar 30, 2007 10:32:12 am PDT #9778 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's pretty funny, -t. I failed at counting earlier this week -- the other tried to make me feel better, but no.

Fun on a Friday: A Cavalcade of Random Fug: [link]


Toddson - Mar 30, 2007 11:01:44 am PDT #9779 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

meara, she has something similar, but longer.


sarameg - Mar 30, 2007 11:02:55 am PDT #9780 of 10001

Huh. I had a stack of stuff I meant to bring into work. And I guess I forgot. Considering I leave in 45 minutes and didn't even remember it until now, odds were good if I had remembered to bring it in, I wouldn't remember I meant to deal with it,huh? it. it. it.

They let me call myself a GROWNUP.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2007 11:03:56 am PDT #9781 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Fug People? Those are flesh coloured fishnets.

Not sure why I know that and they don't.