Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.

'Trash'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Mar 30, 2007 5:51:15 am PDT #9695 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Thanks, guys.

Yeah, GF isn't too worried about the gestational diabities, especially since the baby is doing fine. She could just do without the stabbing her fingers every few hours and her feet looking like balloons.


sumi - Mar 30, 2007 5:55:35 am PDT #9696 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Kalshane, congratulations on the new job and I'm glad to hear that the GF is doing well (all things considered).


Kathy A - Mar 30, 2007 6:23:28 am PDT #9697 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay, Kalshane! And good to hear the pregnancy is going well for the GF, even with the GD--my SIL had that with her last two pregnancies, and both kids are as healthy as can be ten and fourteen years later.

Lots of good job~ma floating around, because my sister just e-mailed me with the news that she's got a new job that starts on Monday! She'd been laid of for about about a month, and has been trying to get a position with decent pay and more responsibility (she's been taking classes in project management and was hoping to get something along those lines). I'm waiting for her to call me and fill me in on the details.


Daisy Jane - Mar 30, 2007 6:24:00 am PDT #9698 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've found DHL to be much more reliable, except no US companies have DHL accounts.

Mine does. It's all we use. The guy who owns or founded the company lives kinda near my mom. He's apparently a character.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2007 6:46:29 am PDT #9699 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some people have a way with words, and some people are Missouri Sen. Kit Bond. At a hearing on the president's foreign aid budget this morning, Bond explained the importance of the Senate Appropriations Committee's Subcommittee on State, Foreign Operations and Related Programs this way: "Even though I spend a very large part of my time working on military defense matters and intelligence matters, I believe this committee is extremely important. Because the old saw that in a battle against ideology it's 20 percent kinetic and 80 percent economic development ideological."

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Kathy A - Mar 30, 2007 6:49:02 am PDT #9700 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I do have to giggle at my work cafeteria's thinking sometimes. Usually, their Friday hot meal consists of some kind of bar set-up (hot wings, appetizers, during Lent it's usually a fish fry bar), but today they had an "April Fool's Dinner"--turkey with all the fixings, including dessert. I skipped it in favor of an egg-salad on rye with a side of mixed fruit, mostly because I had a turkey sandwich for dinner last night.


Jessica - Mar 30, 2007 6:52:55 am PDT #9701 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Because the old saw that in a battle against ideology it's 20 percent kinetic and 80 percent economic development ideological

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I said that...


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 30, 2007 6:57:26 am PDT #9702 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I realized this morning that maybe our boss should have avoided mentioning upcoming raises just before a payday that's technically the third in a month, and therefore doesn't get the usual $5 insurance plan deduction. My immediate reaction was "Wow, all this just for me? You shouldn't have..."


shrift - Mar 30, 2007 7:00:28 am PDT #9703 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Today's going so much better than yesterday. I was early to work for a change, I have actual work to do, I totally forgot today was free lunch day, and I am now noshing on Chicago-style pizza.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2007 7:03:36 am PDT #9704 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love old tech stuff like this: [link]

This is just gorjus.

It is “an astronomical compendium, signed by Humfrey Cole, made in 1568 for the Elizabethan printer and publisher Richard Jugge. … The compendium includes a quadrant, room for drawing instruments, a compass, a universal equinoctial sundial, a table of latitudes of towns and an incomplete calendar.”

There are 519 other medieval scientific instruments on this compendium site, all of wondrous intricacy. There is even a sundial built inside a chalice.

This instrument comes from The Museum of the History of Science - the Ashmolean in Oxford.

One blog called it a "15th Century Palm Pilot."