I had to change my tag.

Diet. Coke. Spewed. Everywhere.

After last night's Daily Show, John Oliver and Larry Wilmore are now my OTP. They better do more of those segments because that was made of awsome.

That was one of the funnier bits I've seen in the post-Colbert/Carrell era. I was really happy to see Larry Wilmore get more airtime, because he is my favorite new correspondent, along with John Hodgeman (loved seeing him last night, too!), and Aasif Mandvi. They all share that really dry sense of humor, along with exquisite timing needed to really drive that dryness home.

I've never had a close call like y'all are posting, but a co-worker of my mom's was driving past a craft shop near Wilmington, IL one Saturday morning about 20 years ago, and thought about going in to get some supplies, but she was running late getting her son to some track meet, so she skipped it. Fifteen minutes later, someone came into that shop and killed all five people inside. AFAIK, they never did catch the killer. (That was a bad summer--Joliet had 17 unsolved murders in three months, and ended up getting written up in some national tabloid paper as 'The City of Death'!")

Natter 51: My Natter Efforts Will Dominate Your Face

I like.

CASH! that link has sucked my non-sleeping time today. fascinating stuff. wow, not the people to piss off - they dug up that guy's whole life.

Isn't it freaky? I followed it all last night and some early this morning.

Where does it get to the digging? I can't get past the illogic of I haven't slept in 3 nights/haven't seen a bed in six months/slept on the warehouse floor last night, and the grammar and spelling abuses. I also have a six year old chattering my ear off about the intricacies of a SpongeBob SquarePants plot.

I have spent way too much time on this. But it's like I can't stop clicking.

Summary? I can't handle that website this morning. Anything with a black background and flashing icons is going to piss me right the hell off today.

I loved Hogeman last night, "Yes, Jon. That's what's wrong with that picture."

Has anyone talked to Kat? I'm wondering how Kat is, and I so want news of how the babies are doing. They're so very early, I can't stop thinking about them.

19 kid, probably bi-polar, running a scam of a company selling computer stuff.

It all started with a poster who was looking to get a refund because he never got his purchase.

Other posters eventually found the 19 year old My SPace, old forums he posted on under another name, info that he will be in court today, the number of his apartment complex/parents/friends, addresses and phone numbers of locations he claims as warehouses....

Cute widdle ducklings in a bath!

Oh, dear. Thanks, msbelle. I'm trying to catch up, but it's slow going.

Do you know me? No. Did you know me when I was in college at 15? No. Did you know me when my grandfather died and left me 75 million worth of farm land in Southern Alabama? No.

DID YOU KNOW ME WHEN I WORKED FOR DELL CORPORATE AND QUIT WITH 16 OTHER PEOPLE WHO NOW WORK UNDER ME. NO.

Get the f*** off my back, my marketing efforts will dominate your face. The best years of my life will be spent ranting at corporate conferences until Bill Gates will stfu.

Now I'm earwormed with Shock the Monkey, again. It took most of the month of January to get it out of my head.

Has anyone talked to lori and Kat?

I was just looking on LJ to see if there was any news. I've been thinking about little Noah and Grace (and Kat and lori) all morning.