He laughs that I probably understand 40% of what he says, but it's the enthusiasm that entertains me. Basically, it all translates to FUCKING AWESOME FAST! to me....

Oh, yes, this. Very familiar. Every now and again I ask "But do you really need to go any faster?" just to underline my complete lack of getting it. PiC doesn't do the work himself, though he did have a chip hooked up to his last car that modified some stuff, and he's considering it for this one too. There's some thing that the engine sits on (it's like a puck) that he wants to replace with something...harder? Something so that the engine doesn't rock in the well before sending torque to the wheels and so...fuck...so it all goes faster.

Apparently you can make a car go faster by fiddling with the A/C. I don't fucking know. I'm still proud of myself for remembering DOHC means dual overhead cams. Each word of which I understand quite completely. But everytime I had the point of them in a car engine explained, I could only retain the knowledge for about 15 minutes at a time.

It's like a sieve. I totally get how the internal combustion engine works, with the pistons and the spark plugs and the belts and the doodads. We just never really put it in a car when we were studying it in high school physics.

And I drive a VW. The engine's all encased in plastic and changing the headlights needs a professional and 15 minutes.

We actually have a customer named "Schlomo".

Hebrew for Solomon.

(Lots of Hebrew names really don't pass over well into English. The worst probably being Doodie as a fairly common Israeli nickname for David.)

Apparently you can make a car go faster by fiddling with the A/C.

Yes. By not turning it on.

But actually, there's another way. For some cars you can buy a replacement pulley that's larger than the stock one on the A/C compressor. The result is the same as a change in gear ratio that causes the compressor to turn slower, reducing the amount of power it sucks up.

But I'm not sure how necessary that is. Most (maybe all) cars these days are designed so the A/C will cut out when you floor it.

Actually, it's not coincidence. Goldens are prone to cancer; my sister's last two dogs, both goldens, died of cancer. When she took the second one to the canine oncologist, she was told that Thursdays, which were chemo day, were known at the clinic as "Golden Day".

But I'm not sure how necessary that is.

This so doesn't seem to be a concern.

Most (maybe all) cars these days are designed so the A/C will cut out when you floor it.

Interesting. This means I may even start up the next car mod discussion, and try to retain some of it to boot.

Okay, time for migraine meds and dozing in front of the TV. Two severely early nights for me this weekend. I'm feeling old.

Sorry to be a skipper, but I have to say kudos on the thread title. Fab.U.Luss.

Weirdness. Something from Iranian TV, which seems to be saying that Woody Allen is corrupting Western society by making physically unattractive Jewish men into movie idols and making the Jewish family seem like the ideal of loving families, in contrast to "rude" non-Jewish families. Or, um, something like that. I'm not entirely sure what the point is. But it's weird. [link]

Holy shit I just heard about Elie Wielsel from reading it in Natter 49. I'm crying. What the hell is going on with the world? And I'm living with a guy who refuses to call it, "The Holocaust." Has the world gone mad!?!!1!

What do you mean he refuses to call it the Holocaust? What does he call it?

I have not talked to him about it. I prefer to avoid eye contact.