Does dude not understand that you always guess 29, at least until 50 is an obviously flattering underestimation?
I remember when I turned 29. Nobody believed that I was actually 29.
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Does dude not understand that you always guess 29, at least until 50 is an obviously flattering underestimation?
I remember when I turned 29. Nobody believed that I was actually 29.
News Radio is supposed to go up on the iTunes store today.
Odd, considering 40 is the generally accepted traumatic birthday among men. At 30 the red convertible and affair with secretary half one's age is still a long way off for most guys.
I remember when I turned 29. Nobody believed that I was actually 29.
Ooh, I had that too, on my 29th bday. The waiter was all sarcastic about it. Dude, yes, it is the first time!! Wanker.
I get tired of people assuming I'm going to be coy about my age. "So, you're thirty and some months, right?" I look them in the eye and say "I'm 46." This is especially fun when some woman who's obviously older than I am has just gone the "Oh, I'm only 35" route. I get looks of such betrayal.
Ahem.
YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
("But you're so mature!")
Nobody has said this about me since I was 2 (and was going around my grandparent's apartment complex telling people I was 5).
""So, you're thirty and some months, right?" I look them in the eye and say "I'm 46."
Well, that's just thirty and 192 months.
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I just saw some recent photos of Brooke Shields. She is my age, has the same number of kids, and she's fucking GORGEOUS! Now I want glamour shots of myself with the photoshopping and whatnot so I can have this alternate universe where I look all beautiful instead of cute. (Not that I mind cute. I'm happy with cute. Just that it would be fun to be gorgeous and glamorous once in a while.)