Thank you, Jesse, for roundly condeming bon. That outfit is pretty much missing bleach and a butt bow to be a horror of a "vintage" wedding dress.
Today is the second and final day of my carb deplete. I'm a huge weenie. I'm hungry ALL THE TIME. Ended up smacking someone's hand so hard that it knocked food onto me and the floor because she kept picking at the food I moved out of the way to get to the chicken. What part of HUNGRY ALL THE TIME did you miss? I know it's tofu. I'm processing in order of not-disgustingness. I'll tell you when I'm done.
Also smacked another guy's hand so hard he got pissy with me, but I don't think there's any reason to expect I'm going to take having a tube of Ben Gay shoved in my face well when I'm talking to someone else.
It's possible on carbs I'm less bitchy, but, hell, I'm not on carbs. So I don't care.
I worked at the hell job a while--9 years all told. Which was the longest I'd ever lived in one country, never mind had one job.
Thank you, Jesse, for roundly condeming bon. That outfit is pretty much missing bleach and a butt bow to be a horror of a "vintage" wedding dress.
Oooh, yer givin' me ideas!
Theme wedding!
Oh, related to fashion, there's a hipster in my neighborhood now! WTF? I've seen him a couple of times, so it must be true. With the floppy dyed hair and the skinny pants.
Is it a GFCI outlet with a red button in the center?
Nope. My building's relatively new, but old enough to not have those.
Uh-oh, Jesse, you're gentrifying!
aiiee! Hipsters! There goes the neighborhood. You should try to scare him back to... wherever hipsters' native land is.
Uh-oh. Jesse might have to move to the Bronx now.
You should try to scare him back to... wherever hipsters' native land is.
Williamsburg.
Uh-oh. Jesse might have to move to the Bronx now.
Thank god for rent stabilization.
Williamsburg.
I must live in the wrong place. Because when I saw that, my first thought was, "Virginia." Which is a lot of things, most having nothing to do with hipsters.
And 18-1/2 years with the same bureau, bouncing among divisions in roughly 4+, 2.75, 4.5, 4, and almost-3-and-counting.