My main focus on morphine was talking coherently. Which apparently translated into talking loudly.
Heh. Several Buffistas were the lucky (?) recipients of my morphine-addled phone calls from the hospital. "I just want to say that MORPHINE...IS...THE...SHIT!!!!"
Good times, good times.
Okay, not really. But the morphine was fun.
Am I punctuating for grammar or am I punctuating for breathing space?
I punctuate for pauses. I know it. It's wrong. I still do it. Because it's not always wrong. Just sometimes. And they are odds I can live with so long as no one else is paying for my words. For money I can follow rules.
Morphine didn't seem to touch my pain, but it did make me not care. I've heard similar things about demerol.
That's what demerol did for me. Also made it
very
difficult for me to make a fist so they could draw blood. I was able to get the fingers gently heading towards each other, but that was about it.
When I was in surgery, whatever they gave me knocked me out like a light switch. There was none of this counting backwards, at least not that I was aware of. The nurse was talking to me and she said, "The anesthesiologist is giving you something to kn". I could feel my eyes closing, like a windowshade to the world, and that was it.
Afterwards, I don't think my pain level ever got below 8 for about a week. I had no idea it was possible to feel that bad.
For money I can follow rules.
I see a potential career path. Does it matter which rules?
I wish I had some fun drugs right now. I'm not in pain, just really really bored. I'm at the doctor's office having my blood sugar tested, which takes an hour after they give you the glucose drink. I just want somebody to come poke me with a needle so I can leave already!
I wish I had some fun drugs right now.
Me too! My current ones (for migraines and allergies) SUCK and aren't doing what they are supposed to.
I wish I had some fun drugs right now.
I'm kind of in pain, and I wouldn't say no to fun drugs. I'm going to limp home now and see if I can't get this glass out of my foot.
Several Buffistas were the lucky (?) recipients of my morphine-addled phone calls from the hospital. "I just want to say that MORPHINE...IS...THE...SHIT!!!!"
Teppy the drug fiend is pretty amusing. Though Ple on Red Bull and vodka is even funnier. "Whathefuckever..."
Timelies all!
Yay! We're going out in a bit to have dinner with a friend who's visiting from out of town.