I assumed that phrase was sarcastic.
"Corporate weasel" was probably a little too on-the-nose.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 20, 2007 8:54:59 am PDT #8003 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Dana - Mar 20, 2007 8:55:24 am PDT #8004 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, then I'm sadly disappointed if it's not actually true. I was having fun envisioning the ad they had to put together.
Allyson - Mar 20, 2007 8:55:45 am PDT #8005 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think I just heard erinaceous spit coffee on her monitor.
tommyrot - Mar 20, 2007 8:56:09 am PDT #8006 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, the McDonnalds guy they quote is "David Fairhurst, chief people officer in northern Europe for McDonald’s."
Whatever the fuck a chief people officer is....
§ ita § - Mar 20, 2007 8:57:01 am PDT #8007 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whatever the fuck a chief people officer is....
Someone who offices the chief people! Come on.
tommyrot - Mar 20, 2007 8:58:35 am PDT #8008 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was thinking more that they would have a department of people officers, and one would be the chief.
juliana - Mar 20, 2007 9:15:30 am PDT #8009 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I don't know if I was given a memory eraser during my facial surgery, or if that's just how I react. I do know (hope?) they had to knock me all the way out, because someone being awake and moving during facial reconstruction is not the best idea.
§ ita § - Mar 20, 2007 9:16:37 am PDT #8010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
someone being awake and moving during facial reconstruction is not the best idea
They could just paralyse you like for brain surgery.
Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2007 9:32:09 am PDT #8011 of 10001
brillig
because someone being awake and moving during facial reconstruction is not the best idea.
Hubby once woke up during shoulder reconstruction. He didn't feel anything, but he did glance over and say, "I didn't know Black & Decker made medical instruments." The doctor was not amused.
juliana - Mar 20, 2007 9:34:37 am PDT #8012 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
They could just paralyse you like for brain surgery.
.....
does the flappy-hand-squinchy-face thing
Okay, not thinking about surgery anymore, thankyouverymuch.