I've already been rejected from one jury and am in my office. I know it's unreasonable, I wouldn't pick ME, but I'm sure I did something wrong to keep from getting picked!
Oh, and I'm at 100 centre street, not 110 centre, so no Andy Cohen.
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Mar 19, 2007 9:52:29 am PDT #7850 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 19, 2007 9:52:50 am PDT #7851 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I find it funny that I know all of the phrases even though I was born about 6 months after Laugh-In went off the air.
Also, congrats BillyTea and Wallybee! You guys look so lovely and happy!
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2007 9:55:59 am PDT #7852 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
"Here come da judge" is from Laugh-In as well, no?
You bet your bippy.
Theodosia - Mar 19, 2007 9:56:59 am PDT #7853 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I know we linked to Nora-the-piano-playing-cat a while back, but here's Google video of a kitten playing with a very expensive cat toy:
Jesse - Mar 19, 2007 10:00:17 am PDT #7854 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Drat, bon.
It is kind of amazing how much influence Laugh-In has had.
Good god! My family is modeled on meerkats!
Ha! I mean, aw.
I am having a surprisingly good and productive day. It's the combination of deadlines approaching faster than I expected (forgot I'm out of the office tomorrow), and my boss being out sick.
Theodosia - Mar 19, 2007 10:11:01 am PDT #7855 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Persnickety Correction, Department of: It's "You bet your sweet bippy."
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2007 10:25:28 am PDT #7856 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I guess I should have looked it up in my Funk and Wagnalls....
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2007 10:27:22 am PDT #7857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's a job opening for a laundress in Washington DC. Pays $40-$50,000 per year + benefits.
Description
Political family requires laundress for cleaning and ironing an immense wardrobe. All items require extra care and attention.
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Requirements
At least three years of experience in a similar title is required for this position. Applicants must be able to furnish excellent references and prove ability to care for designer clothing.
The link goes to Wonkette, where they are encouraging speculation as to who the employee might be....
Lee - Mar 19, 2007 10:27:50 am PDT #7858 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Go ahead, try Westlaw... works there, too!
Yay!
Jesse - Mar 19, 2007 11:12:28 am PDT #7859 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's kind of a wakeup call to realize that there is enough demand for laundresses that you can find one with that specific experience and excellent references.
OTOH, a really rich and fairly powerful man was just randomly in my office, and I bet his family has a laundress!