Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2007 8:15:40 am PDT #7013 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

EW had an article recently on sidekicks who were cooler than their heroes. They noted Willow, R2D2, Hobbes and Gromit.


Daisy Jane - Mar 14, 2007 8:19:57 am PDT #7014 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Have we heard of this? [link] I'm listening to a local radio show on it now.

Also, to add to Hec's list JEEVES!


Cashmere - Mar 14, 2007 8:26:27 am PDT #7015 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Dana, my sistah in itch! I've taken the hairdryer to spots, too. But benedryl helps me, so I'm lucky there. I have, in severe cases of mosquito bites, taken oral benedryl along with applying the benedryl cream. I've heard you aren't supposed to do that, but I'd scratch myself raw if I didn't.


§ ita § - Mar 14, 2007 8:26:58 am PDT #7016 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hobbes was not cooler than Calvin. Weirdo.


Steph L. - Mar 14, 2007 8:40:23 am PDT #7017 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hobbes was not cooler than Calvin. Weirdo.

True dat.


Dana - Mar 14, 2007 8:42:03 am PDT #7018 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dana, my sistah in itch! I've taken the hairdryer to spots, too. But benedryl helps me, so I'm lucky there.

I honestly feel a little guilty complaining when I know you have it worse. I raise my hair dryer in itchy solidarity with you.


tommyrot - Mar 14, 2007 8:42:05 am PDT #7019 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Funny air traffic control quotes: [link]

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."


Nutty - Mar 14, 2007 8:44:55 am PDT #7020 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I know why he has to speak in English! Because screaming AIEEEE may be the only universal part of a given language, and we prefer to avoid that part.

(Yes, hello, watched a docu on the Tenerife air disaster a couple weeks ago, and hello to the phenomenally stupid.)


Cashmere - Mar 14, 2007 8:46:26 am PDT #7021 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I honestly feel a little guilty complaining when I know you have it worse. I raise my hair dryer in itchy solidarity with you.

Don't feel guilty. I have a prescription for narcotic painkillers! I'm not hurting.

Jetblue sent me an email. Bad news: the jet I'm scheduled to fly out in on Friday is going in for maintenance. Good news: Flight not cancelled, I'm booked on another airline. And I get a $25 voucher for future flights.

Buffistas, get thee to Target. Bunny ears are on sale for $1.


Atropa - Mar 14, 2007 8:49:09 am PDT #7022 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

This is a fairly dark Calvin and Hobbs comic: [link]

That sent me immediately to a "That is WRONG and NOT TRUE AT ALL" sort of headspace. Not so much with the sad, and more with the horrified anger.