Dana, if you don't cut off your limbs with a circular saw, I won't attempt to puncture a hole in the left side of my skull to relieve the pressure.
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 14, 2007 5:32:04 am PDT #6967 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Laura - Mar 14, 2007 5:34:02 am PDT #6968 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
If you have a hairdryer, it's worth trying.
Oh! Does this work on all itches, like bug bites and healing scabs? I can take pain, but itch makes me insane(r).
Dana - Mar 14, 2007 5:35:00 am PDT #6969 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dana, if you don't cut off your limbs with a circular saw, I won't attempt to puncture a hole in the left side of my skull to relieve the pressure.
Yeah, I think I can make that deal.
aurelia - Mar 14, 2007 5:41:19 am PDT #6970 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Resisting either the circular saw option or the temptation to take a vegetable peeler to my arms.
You'd have a really tough time getting the 2nd arm with the circular saw.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2007 5:46:13 am PDT #6971 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If you have a hairdryer, it's worth trying.
Oh! Does this work on all itches, like bug bites and healing scabs? I can take pain, but itch makes me insane(r).
I don't see why it wouldn't work -- it's all about overloading the nerve endings; it shouldn't matter what the source of the itch is.
shrift - Mar 14, 2007 5:47:31 am PDT #6972 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yeah, I think I can make that deal.
Cool. In the meantime, I'm going to keep trying to make this SN thing an actual story rather than a loose collection of crappy scenes.
Ginger - Mar 14, 2007 5:49:31 am PDT #6973 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gold Bond lotion sometimes helps when nothing else does.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 14, 2007 6:03:57 am PDT #6974 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Lord, I just saw Sunday's ROBOT CHICKEN, which is one I hadn't seen before, and damn that was one SERIOUSLY dark take on Calvin and Hobbes.
Dana - Mar 14, 2007 6:05:10 am PDT #6975 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You'd have a really tough time getting the 2nd arm with the circular saw.
True. There'd have to be some kind of Rube Goldbergian contraption involved.
I have taken a hair dryer to myself. Aside from the killing of the itch (so far, pretty good, I remain hopeful), it really highlights where the rash is. I look pretty awful.
§ ita § - Mar 14, 2007 6:06:02 am PDT #6976 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
damn that was one SERIOUSLY dark take on Calvin and Hobbes.
Was that the one with the mental institution? I was pointed to it on YouTube. I really should have been watching the show all along, shouldn't I?