I'm thinking maybe I read his other book, and the same thing comes up, so I go look on my shelf, and not only have I read Running With Scissors before, I OWN IT. I was never great at comprehension and retention, but that's ridiculous.
Heh, we mysteriously have 2 copies of Running With Scissors, and I suspect something similar happened.
I just bit my lip again. I may have to go on a liquid diet. A non-alcoholic liquid diet.
Either that or finally bite your lip
off,
which will also solve the problem.
I can't afford cosmetic surgery, man.
I hear they have injections for the fat lip look. You don't have to do it yourself.
A nice shot of a pretty rover arm on today's Astronomy Picture of the Day - [link]
Huh. We actually have a receptionist today. I don't know what I'll do with all this not having to choke a bitch.
We actually have a receptionist today. I don't know what I'll do with all this not having to choke a bitch.
Find some bitches that you're gonna have to choke in the future and choke them now? So, you know, to get a head start....
I think I'll throw everybody off and be zen today.
Serena and Venus playing in the Fed Cup in Delray Beach this year. Must get tickets since I can walk to the stadium. [link]
I'm a bad tennis fan; I have only attended one match there.
I think that Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream sounds like the most disgusting soda ever created.