The nephew has a similar watertable and it has always been a hit.

I'm gonna have to come up with another term for him, since it will soon be the NephewS.

I just realized I'm being booted from work at 5. Nevermind I didn't make it here till 9:30. Computers are getting turned off. Whoops.

grammie, grampie

This makes me smile. This is what Em calls my parents.

In honour of shrift, I'm wearing the Batman tee to lunch. And also because it's a really soft shirt, and I may have to snuggle a baby.

Oh! Allyson! It's V's baby. I'm finally going to meet her.

You're going to make me emo. You won't like me when I'm emo.

It's more of a pimp vibe than emo, I think. I know you've got the hustle, but do you have the flow? I'm thinking yes. Pro Flow on Shift, Go!

I guess I need to find me some bitches and a pimp cup, and then I'll be stylin'.

Huh. I just scored a free box of Thin Mints because I am a nice person.

I mean, not exactly helping with the eating healthy and losing weight, but on the other hand: FREE COOKIES.

I have 2 wrap dresses, both DvF. One needs a pin, the other is the One True Dress. I wear t shirts or camisoles with neither. Perhaps this is why I'm a hoor.

I had an elderly man tell me sincerely that I was a good person because I cheerfully opened the door at the 7-11 for him. My day has brightened considerably.

Well, that was fun. I am apparently one of the few, the proud, those who have an extreme reaction to the IV iodine solution they give you for computer tomography. In addition to the expected flush of heat and funny taste, I also got a feeling of constriction in my chest, shortness of breath, and fast-onset nausea that made me puke while still laying halfway in the scanner. My day is complete.

Salma Hayek is 40?? WTF! How many virgins do you have to exsanguinate to look like that at 40? I thought she was like 32.

How about it? I just turned 40, and although you wouldn't cart me off to the home yet, you wouldn't peg Salma and me as the same age. Ever. She's got that beautiful olive skin, though. I am of the firm opinion that, in general, the paler your skin, the sooner you age. Most black women, Asian women, and darker skinned white women take longer to appear old, as far as I can tell.

I'm Whitie MacWhite of the Clan MacWhite.

Look what pregnancy has done to Salma.

Her breasts and hair have staged a hostile take-over. Poor love.

I have this delusion that if I tape or pin the dress just so, it'll be fine. Bustier women than I manage it all the time. I don't know what the problem is.

I can never get the dress to lie right, when I pin it. I stopped buying those kinds of dresses and tops.