Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 6:33:43 am PST #6074 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

That makes a lot more sense, then. (Says the teacher currently hiding in her classroom with all of her lights off and her doors locked. I'm kinda pretending not to be here right now.)


sj - Mar 09, 2007 6:35:07 am PST #6075 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teachers didn't have their own classrooms where I went to high school. There weren't enough to go around, so they would move around from room to room for the different periods of the day.


juliana - Mar 09, 2007 6:45:42 am PST #6076 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It looks like half of the cost is shipping, which vexes, but I don't see any way around that part.

Yeah, that's the cranky-making part.

I quite enjoy the Verte de Fugerolles (from the absinthe link), but it's a little harsh.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 6:49:23 am PST #6077 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back

Drive 3ft stake through dictator's black heart

Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.

Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".


sarameg - Mar 09, 2007 7:00:13 am PST #6078 of 10001

My brother is torturing me. He keeps sending me negative reviews of 300.

Now, I'm predisposed to roll my eyes so far they fall out of my head that anyone tried to make a whole movie around Thermopylae. It's ridic. But what's killing me is most of the reviews he's sending me miss the point in their hate. And often very confused about historical facts. So I hate everyone. It's great.


Allyson - Mar 09, 2007 7:00:32 am PST #6079 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Darwin Dating was created exclusively for beautiful, desirable people. Our strict rules and natural selection process ensures all our members have winning looks.

Do they screen for stupid? I'm looking for a site that screens for stupid. Like, what if you're really beautiful but without the aid of OSHA, you'd be balancing on the top rungs of ladders?


juliana - Mar 09, 2007 7:01:31 am PST #6080 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

anyone tried to make a whole movie around Thermopylae.

What are the people hating? Are they missing the point that it's based on a Frank Miller comic, and therefore way over the top?


shrift - Mar 09, 2007 7:07:58 am PST #6081 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ngh. I need to wake up so I can make a phone call to an angry user. I don't think "Dude, sucks to be you." will qualify as good customer service.


sarameg - Mar 09, 2007 7:08:30 am PST #6082 of 10001

Well, put it this way. One commented on the lack of an anti-war sentiment. And had issue with the fact that OMG they were fighting the Persians! OMG, Iran peoples!! There is a lot of ott hate too. Which, fine, not my thing either but what else is left if you've got 2 hours or whatever to have a Battle of Thermopylae? It's pretty much just strategy and violence. Which, well, I don't see the point of trying to make a movie about it, but that's why I hate it.


flea - Mar 09, 2007 7:09:49 am PST #6083 of 10001
information libertarian

The New York Times review of 300 is kind of hilarious. ("The Persians, pioneers in the art of facial piercing, have vastly greater numbers — including ninjas, dervishes, elephants, a charging rhino and an angry bald giant — but the Spartans clearly have superior health clubs and electrolysis facilities.")

Also, breaking news, Salma Hayek is pregnant. But what gets me is, she's also 40! Damn, she looks good. [link]