Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 08, 2007 11:27:44 am PST #5957 of 10001
What is even happening?

In somewhat related news, someone please tell me I'm a good English teacher? I've been dealing with shit from a parent about her daughter's final exam (to which I had the audacity to "give" a C-). Maybe this falls in the "shit I didn't say" category: "Look, lady, your daughter's a sweetheart, but she's lazy her writing is impossible to follow." Sigh. It's been a long morning. I *hate* the end of the term.

Aw Kristin, I'm sorry. You're a great teacher.

I never know how parents have the nerve to protest something like a test grade. Ben's class does monthly book reports. He was out for the first two weeks of February, missing the usual time to pick a book and get teacher approval. He picked it the week he came back, and then the next week was February vacation. He read My Story, by Rosa Parks. Anyhoo, the report was due 2/27. We thought it was due 2/28 because it's always been the last day of the month before, but that was our fault for not double checking.

The book report included a craft project -- each student had to make a model of his/her book's main character out of a 2 liter soda bottle, a styrofoam ball for the head, yarn for hair, material for clothing, popsicle sticks for the arms, special styrofoam glue, etc.

Ben read his book, and did his written report but we didn't realize 'til the last minute that we didn't have one more day to do the project component. So I told him to pass in the written report and we'd get the materials for his project while he was at school.

The teacher wouldn't take the written report until he had made his little doll thing. It cost us like $15 in supplies, and because I was still so sick at the time, Scott had to leave work to get the stuff at the freaking craft store two towns away (and up the highway).

The teacher took a full letter grade off off the whole shebang. For a freaking doll. Yes, because making that doll taught this 11 year old boy so much about Rosa Parks and the Civil Rights Movement. @@

I could have reminded her he was out two weeks. I could have told her I was too sick to go to the freaking craft store. I could have told her I thought she was an idiot to not accept the written report (which is what demonstrates whether or not he read the damned book), but we just took the B and moved on. I no longer love this teacher, but she will never know that, never mind hear from me that she ought to change his grade. It's her prerogative. I think she's an ass for exercising it, given how much work he had to make up, and how sick he'd been (which she knew, because we'd stayed in contact), but it's still her prerogative.

Sorry. Don't know how that became about us. I thought I was over it, but I guess not.


Sue - Mar 08, 2007 11:32:19 am PST #5958 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Things I did not say:

I know that you are applying for an apartment on Craigslist and so you don't want to use your very best email address, but [yourname].hates.you [at] hotmail.com isn't going to win you any points. Get another more people appropriate address! They're frickin' free!


Daisy Jane - Mar 08, 2007 11:35:12 am PST #5959 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I saw it. I only liked the girl who came on after the other one left the group.


Ailleann - Mar 08, 2007 11:37:11 am PST #5960 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Dear Ben's Teacher,

Don't be a psycho hose beast.

No love, me


erikaj - Mar 08, 2007 11:39:48 am PST #5961 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I also hate overly *intimate* e-mails. Like a friend of a friend was huglovr at aol and it wasn't hard for me to decide I didn't like her after that


lisah - Mar 08, 2007 11:42:04 am PST #5962 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Nicole whatever from PCD was in the group that came out of that show.

Is Nicole the manly one or the one who was "I love you. I love your...essence"?

(We were watching it with the mute on for a while so missed the introductions)


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2007 11:43:08 am PST #5963 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, there's the one advocated by the cereal in question (Special K). I'm not sure if that's a diet as much as a marketing plan.

Seeing The Road to Wellville forever eliminated the prospect of me giving credence to dietary advice from Kellog.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 08, 2007 11:44:18 am PST #5964 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I also hate overly *intimate* e-mails. Like a friend of a friend was huglovr at aol and it wasn't hard for me to decide I didn't like her after that

I know what you mean. I knew someone who was "cuddlebutz" and it really made me feel like blushing for some reason!


Topic!Cindy - Mar 08, 2007 11:44:32 am PST #5965 of 10001
What is even happening?

Don't be a psycho hose beast.

It's no big deal in the scheme of things. He's an A and B student, so this won't change things. The poor kid got his progress report last week. He was (at the time the reports were done) present 13 days and absent 10, and still had all As and Bs. I was just stunned by her prioritization on this one. Making the freaking doll has nothing to do with reading about Rosa Parks, you know?

Plus? Not all parents have styrofoam balls. Mine, for example, are brass. You try gluing those babies onto a Pepsi bottle.


Jesse - Mar 08, 2007 11:46:37 am PST #5966 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is Nicole the manly one or the one who was "I love you. I love your...essence"?

The one who loved everyone. She's the lead (only?) singer in the current group.

I knew someone who was "cuddlebutz" and it really made me feel like blushing for some reason!

Ha!