Kathy, you are truly inspiring!

Ima share every tiny milestone with yall, iffn you don't mind. They finally put up the editorial description of my book on Amazon. It's AWESOME.

This is my favorite part:

Allyson Beatrice lives a not-quite-ordinary life. Her job and almost everyone she knows are the result of spending too much time on the Internet talking about vampires, slayers and lesbian witches. And her encounters are even more unusual than you'd imagine.

"Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? is a hilarious collection of true stories from Allyson's days as one of the Internet's leading cult TV fan gurus...otherwise known as the "vampire people." Her mind-boggling escapades include clandestine campaigns to house famed TV producer/writer/director Joss Whedon's cat, meetings with network executives in dark steakhouses to try to save doomed TV shows and one hastily arranged wedding for two committed Buffy fans.

This part is in bold.

Honest, emotional and side-splittingly snarky, Allyson Beatrice brings a fresh voice to these wild but true stories. Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? welcomes you to a fun and sometimes bizarre world where stupidity frustrates, wit triumphs and connections are made in most unlikely ways...a world, in fact, not too different from our own.

side-splittingly snarky

If I wasn't already sold that phrase would do it.

Aww... awesome review/description/blurb/thingie....

Jesus, Allyson. You are such a rock star.

side-splittingly snarky

My reaction on seeing that phrase was to think, "Well, we already know that. But it's good for the rest of the world to learn it."

Man, that's great.

Can someone come and surgically remove my job bullshit from my head, so I can go to sleep tonight? Bleh.

Wow, Allyson--that's so great!

When it's closer to your publication date, you really should make sure your editor/publisher/publicist passes that link and a copy of your book to as many media types as possible across the country, so they can book you and you can sell thousands upon thousands of books!!

I'm just dancing around. In my head. I'm too tired to actually physically groove.

Aw, Kathy, my confidence in bookings was pretty much shot this week.

But I'm thrilled with the description.

Heh. Did your classmates try to kill you?

Since there were all of 4 of us in that year...um... they bought me booze.

Allyson, a fine and proper nod to your works. All so very earned and I'm happy to have you repping my world. And the "one hastily arranged wedding for two committed Buffy fans" makes me grin like a loon. MY PEOPLE.