One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

Dear Sir,

Are you sure it was Prince at the half-time show that made your son gay? Perhaps it was the big sweaty men in tight shiny pants hunched over with their hands between each others' legs that made your son gay. We're just sayin'.

Signed,

Everybody Who Is Not A Fuckwit.

I couldn't figure out if that first FCC letter is satire or just sad.

Your daily puppy

I don't think DP's mini doxi holds a candle to baby Ozymandias [link]

My other two favorites [link] [link]

Googling seems to confirm that you are right, ita. I can't see the physics of it, but that doesn't mean anything.

I have until recently always creamed butter with a wooden spoon. I have to rethink all my cookie making.

I just read this piece in Salon that made me want to try cooking with more obscure grains, like quinoa, spelt, and mesquite.

DH just made a casserole with quinoa last week. It was tasty. He got the recipe in Women's Health.

I can see why a casual observer might look at Prince and go "gay?" though. He's a tiny man who wears a lot of makeup and purple velvet.

Actually I use the example of Prince for why people like Tom Cruise and Travolta ARE gay. Cuz Prince? It's not like there's a lot of rumors going around about him.

(unnecessary no homo)

I thought Prince was bi, back in the day. Or else very comfortable in his masculinity.

Prince is Prince. He is like unto Jack Sparrow, in that he is Prince-sexual, and all others are mere pleasant diversions.

At least, in my head.

He got the recipe in Women's Health.

Did he call (no homo)?

I thought Prince was bi, back in the day.

He got cured by purifying himself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.