I'm pretty sure the whole Jedi statement is tongue-in-cheek.
This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 06, 2007 11:34:34 am PST #5367 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2007 11:35:09 am PST #5368 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I had no idea that Britan had such a big cheap Samurai sword problem.
Next they'll be banning non-cotton Ninja costumes....
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2007 11:36:10 am PST #5369 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm pretty sure the whole Jedi statement is tongue-in-cheek.
I hope so. It really needs a British Army officer saying, "Too silly! Too silly!" as the end....
shrift - Mar 06, 2007 11:37:28 am PST #5370 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I ask "please advise" pretty often. Now I feel bad.
Aw. It's just that I get "please advise" about twenty times a day, and sometimes it makes me feel like Dear Help Desk Abby.
I just took a smoke break and walked around the block. First I was entertained by a skinny hipster boy wearing pink girl jeans, and then I was nearly run over by three cops coming out of the Corner Bakery and charging toward the Daley Center.
Gudanov - Mar 06, 2007 11:39:17 am PST #5371 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Actually, I guess I should have used the British expression rather than 'tongue-in-cheek', but since I don't know the British expression I'll make one up and say the Jedi statement sounds biscuit-in-pocket.
Jesse - Mar 06, 2007 11:39:21 am PST #5372 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure the whole Jedi statement is tongue-in-cheek.
You're just saying that so I don't think they're ridiculous.
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2007 11:39:56 am PST #5373 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A letter to the editor - keep in mind this is just the opinion of one crazy person. Also, dunno what paper it was in:
It’s time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don’t believe in God, then get out of this country.
The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.
I don’t recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, “In God We Trust.” So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.
Atheists have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil. I don’t care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.
At least she doesn't think we should all be put to death....
Nutty - Mar 06, 2007 11:43:53 am PST #5374 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Get off of our country.
I shall move into a cave forthwith.
Kathy A - Mar 06, 2007 11:44:23 am PST #5375 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I was nearly run over by three cops coming out of the Corner Bakery and charging toward the Daley Center.
Please tell me they were carrying some kind of pastry in their hands!
Daisy Jane - Mar 06, 2007 11:44:26 am PST #5376 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
But Christians are the ones who are persecuted...