Maybe one of the 48 bosses needs to order you a new desk if the earthquake rating on the current one is not up to code.
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Megan E. - Mar 06, 2007 10:13:03 am PST #5340 of 10001
Glamcookie - Mar 06, 2007 10:14:09 am PST #5341 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Shit I DID actually say:
Nice solution, R. It's the one I've been proposing for the last two years.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 06, 2007 10:18:42 am PST #5342 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And don't get me started on the timer on the coffee pot.
Oh, as usual, dear.
Theodosia - Mar 06, 2007 10:27:55 am PST #5343 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The medication must be working well, I didn't even get annoyed at the commuters on the T this morning, despite it being cold enough that the garbagemen on my commute were wearing ski masks! So I have nothing to add to Stuff I Didn't Say.
I must be losing my edge.
bon bon - Mar 06, 2007 10:29:46 am PST #5344 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Is it really 3:30 EST? Because it feels like I have been at work FOREVER. This is probably because I've spent all day uncreatively avoiding work, but fuck it feels like I've been doing that ALL DAY.
sarameg - Mar 06, 2007 10:30:33 am PST #5345 of 10001
Occasionally, we get emails threatening to confiscate all the toasters, coffeepots and space heaters. Everyone just shoves them into a cabinet for a couple days.
The last thing that caught fire? Was a computer. Not a toaster.
I just got out of a 90 minute meeting. It included the phrase "when we take a dump" and exorb, which is, in fact, a word, but I don't think the developer who uttered it knew that. At least half the participants were in full metal 12.
shrift - Mar 06, 2007 10:30:55 am PST #5346 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Uh-huh. I'm sure I looked like such the Jennifer Hudson fangurl. And it was probably just some flunkie of the mayor's that I couldn't be near.
I don't know. Maybe Chicago has hot flunkies!
While I admit that James Marsters needed security at Dragon*Con, I wasn't someone they needed to worry about.
If I ever attend a con with David Hewlett as a guest, on the other hand, I might need a chaperone.
msbelle - Mar 06, 2007 10:33:26 am PST #5347 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I have survived SSA. They wouldn't give me a number while I wait for the card, despite office outside of NYC doing that. But, I should have a card for mac in 2 weeks.
WHEE!
Also, I have ice cream.
ALSO ALSO! I had BONBON chicken for lunch. www.bonbonchicken.com
shrift - Mar 06, 2007 10:33:49 am PST #5348 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Also, you know what two words I'd like to strike from e-mail correspondence for at least a month?
Please advise.
My advice is to stab yourself in the face, okay?
Glamcookie - Mar 06, 2007 10:34:32 am PST #5349 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I had Robin Eggs and M&Ms for b'fast and am about to have vanilla ice cream for lunch. I is an adult!