Shirtless Tommy. . . or even, Wet, Almost Naked Tommy.
Yep. Now, if they can show this when he is NOT mutilating a body I'll be sold.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Mar 05, 2007 8:34:44 pm PST #5223 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2007 9:46:44 pm PST #5224 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was asked if I wanted to be on a reality show today, and I said yes. No idea if it'll play out, but if you're asking yourself why I'd ever do something that...that...just plain wrong, well the answer is bodyguarding.
Apparently they want two chicks they can spend two days teaching bodyguarding skills including counter surveillance and defensive driving.
Which pretty much guarantees I'll finally get a job, and they'll want me to start before filming is scheduled.
Pix - Mar 05, 2007 9:53:03 pm PST #5225 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
ita, how extremely cool! I will totally make an exception in my no reality TV rule to watch you.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 06, 2007 1:17:11 am PST #5226 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Which pretty much guarantees I'll finally get a job, and they'll want me to start before filming is scheduled.
See, now you've learned how to make inconvenience magic work for you!
Topic!Cindy - Mar 06, 2007 1:31:41 am PST #5227 of 10001
What is even happening?
ita, what Kristin said. Actually? What Matt said, too.
Theodosia - Mar 06, 2007 1:59:45 am PST #5228 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
ita, sounds like you "win" either way.
(But keep in mind, "bait and switch" is the name of the game in many reality shows. So while you may think you're signed up for two days of teaching, they may be running a Fear Factor or "surprise" scenario on you instead.)
Ailleann - Mar 06, 2007 2:57:05 am PST #5229 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Hopefully they don't, cause you know, the pinky thing.
Actually... maybe that would be a boon for television....
Jesse - Mar 06, 2007 3:08:22 am PST #5230 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That sounds hilarious, ita.
Fred Pete - Mar 06, 2007 3:49:18 am PST #5231 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Wow, ita.
Actually... maybe that would be a boon for television.
Not to mention, eliminating TPTB behind that kind of reality show could only make the world a better place.
sumi - Mar 06, 2007 4:21:26 am PST #5232 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
aurelia -- so true.