Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.

'Jaynestown'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 05, 2007 2:15:10 pm PST #5185 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks!


Aims - Mar 05, 2007 2:16:21 pm PST #5186 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t hairpats to Allyson


Maria - Mar 05, 2007 2:18:42 pm PST #5187 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Will long-distance hairpats work? Or is alcohol better?

You've got them both if you want them.


Pix - Mar 05, 2007 2:35:46 pm PST #5188 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

t provides hairpat

You rock, chica.

Maria, send some of that alcohol my way, would you? I have 10 more of these suckers left, and I'm about ready to tear my hair out.


Maria - Mar 05, 2007 2:38:08 pm PST #5189 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

You got it, sorella. A double vodka tonic should be streaming out of your firewire (firewater?) port right now.

You will get throught it, and this will all be a very unpleasant memory tomorrow.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2007 2:51:50 pm PST #5190 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

posts tonight transcribed from mac convo -

Mac said to Simba, Peter Pan I see. Peter Pan is good. I like Peter Pan. Captain Hook? (mom says yes, Captain Hook) Captain Hook is Yuck.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2007 2:55:11 pm PST #5191 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Everybody from Kindergarten go. Everybody go to Chuck E Cheese. Chuck E Cheese is good. I love Chuck E Cheese. At Chuck E Cheese yellow car go like this (hand motions a loop). It's funny.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2007 2:56:57 pm PST #5192 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Alligators coming. Jump and down - helicopter noises. (helicopter raised out of bath water) I can't eat it, alligator. (hand motions a mouth (presumably of alligator) eating the helicopter).


msbelle - Mar 05, 2007 3:01:00 pm PST #5193 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

airplane is fast. Off the water is fast. (makes fast noises). Is frog. (toy has been changed from airplan to frog) Is fast. Is fast is frog. see?

to the tune of the first line The Wheels On The Bus:

here we go a space shuttle duh duh duh
aeroplane and aeroplane aeroplane aeroplane
frog and frog and frog and frog
there is duck duck duck
duh duh duh duh captain hook


Maria - Mar 05, 2007 3:02:08 pm PST #5194 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

OMG, mac is adorable! Adventures in learning and using English! I'm ded from teh cute.

(At least this way I don't have to actually get up and drive home.)