Similarly, a Wikipedia impostor: [link]
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Mar 05, 2007 8:48:47 am PST #5126 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 8:51:05 am PST #5127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, Christ and Antichrist must never be allowed to come in contact with each other, else the resulting explosion would wipe out....
Sorry, I can't help but make that joke. Same for Pope/Anti-pope....
Nutty - Mar 05, 2007 8:54:05 am PST #5128 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
in Christian theology, anti-Christ.
So, what you're saying is, "anti-Christ" (Jesus not at the top of the food chain) isn't the same as "Anti-Christ" (demagogue big into whips, chains, and deviltry in the literal sense)? Oh, okay. Because I was assuming the former and the latter were the same thing, and you (though possibly not our friend Biffi) seem to be saying they're two different things.
You Christians need to invest in some name-infrastructure, I think. We can call the latter guy Bob.
The funny anthropological thing about the linked wank, to my eye, is how the person in question, while crazier than a sack of hammers and described openly as such, is generally respected as to pronoun-choice. (Formerly female, now transgendered.) There are a couple of "she" and "her" in there, and some non-gendered pronouns, but quite a few posts that respect that choice (while still considering the person to be a sack of hammers).
Internet, how I love you.
Allyson - Mar 05, 2007 8:54:57 am PST #5129 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Are there any photos, shrift?
I wish I had seen the milk carton thing.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 8:56:14 am PST #5130 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Do you know turimel, shrift?
I don't know turimel, Cindy.
(Don't let the wank devour you starting with your bottom.)
Gudanov - Mar 05, 2007 8:59:52 am PST #5131 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Same for Pope/Anti-pope....
Make the Pope jokes while you can, according to the Prophecy of Saint Malachy we are on the next to last Pope. Just in time too for the end of the world in 2012 which is the new 2000 for world ending years.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 9:01:48 am PST #5132 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Are there any photos, shrift?
In the current wank? No. Although you can Wayback the missing person article.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 9:05:05 am PST #5133 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
News of the World reports that Britney tried to commit suicide in rehab by hanging herself with a sheet. After she scrawled 666 on her head and ran around screaming "I'm the Anti-Christ Bob!"
I don't know how credible those reports are.
I've been thinking that Britney needs to have a sit down with Mary J. Blige and get some "no more drama" wisdom, and lo, one of the reports notes that Mary J. has called the rehab center to be supportive. (As have Pink and Justin.)
Sophia Brooks - Mar 05, 2007 9:07:14 am PST #5134 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
ran around screaming "I'm the Anti-Christ Bob!"
Has she been watching Twin Peaks?
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 9:07:40 am PST #5135 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. I am now one of those annoying people who posts via cellphone....