Wow, you've really mastered the power of positive giving-up.

Cordelia ,'End of Days'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2007 7:41:56 am PST #5094 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like to borrow kids and pinch their cheeks and indulge some fun naughtiness. But I give them back always, and more hurriedly if bodily fluids are concerned.

Violet does look like a cute baby to borrow, though. Maybe Gwen Stefani's boy can impregnate her and Shiloh, and then there could be supercuteness.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 7:42:24 am PST #5095 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The antichrist isn't necessarily a person but an attitude.

You rang?

Heh.

Is the Antichrist a vibe you can send out to people who annoy you? Does wearing leather make it easier to be Antichrist-y?


Gudanov - Mar 05, 2007 7:42:46 am PST #5096 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

You rang?

That's right your attitude is the beast, it can only be placated with 6 strips of bacon, 6 pages of porn, and 6 cigarettes.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 7:47:37 am PST #5097 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In non-Antichrist news: Anime Scooby Doo!

Velma is even hotter!


Dana - Mar 05, 2007 7:47:45 am PST #5098 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

shrift OMG you will not believe who just resurfaced and hit fandom_wank again.


Gudanov - Mar 05, 2007 7:51:06 am PST #5099 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Also in religious news, the Virgin Mary recently appeared on a pizza pan.

[link]


Kathy A - Mar 05, 2007 7:51:06 am PST #5100 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

What Salon calls "The best-ever one-sentence explanation of Bush domestic policy:"

From today's Wall Street Journal: "President Bush said he intends to nominate Michael Baroody, a lobbyist for the National Association of Manufacturers, to be chairman of the Consumer Product Safety Commission."


Gudanov - Mar 05, 2007 7:56:04 am PST #5101 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

President Bush said he intends to nominate Michael Baroody, a lobbyist for the National Association of Manufacturers, to be chairman of the Consumer Product Safety Commission.

It's brilliant! Why waste all that effort lobbying to reduce product safety regulations, when you can just put the lobbyist in charge and cut out the middleman? This Bush guy knows what he is doing.


shrift - Mar 05, 2007 7:58:08 am PST #5102 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

That's right your attitude is the beast, it can only be placated with 6 strips of bacon, 6 pages of porn, and 6 cigarettes.

All while I drink beer and take the lord's name in vain!

shrift OMG you will not believe who just resurfaced and hit fandom_wank again.

AHAHAHAHAH MUST GO READ WANK NOW.


shrift - Mar 05, 2007 8:01:00 am PST #5103 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

DANA, SHE FOUND GOD.

I'm crying from laughter already. Oh, man. This is awesome.