And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 5:24:42 am PST #5069 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Snuffulupagi?

Heh.

Now I'm picturing a Far Side cartoon, with a guy being examined by a Dr., who tells him, "I'm afraid you've got Snuffulupagi." And the guy (of course) has various Snuffulupagi body parts sprouting all over his body....


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 5:44:06 am PST #5070 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An arch-conservative cardinal chosen by the Pope to deliver this year’s Lenten meditations to the Vatican hierarchy has caused consternation by giving warning of an Antichrist who is “a pacifist, ecologist and ecumenist”.

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Of course, just because the Antichrist will be is an ecologist doesn't mean all ecologists are bad. But you gotta wonder....

And those evil pacifists are always fucking shit up!

Cardinal Biffi said that Christianity stood for “absolute values, such as goodness, truth, beauty”. If “relative values” such as “solidarity, love of peace and respect for nature” became absolute, they would encourage “idolatry” and “put obstacles in the way of salvation”.

Um... fuck Cardinal Biffi.


shrift - Mar 05, 2007 5:49:19 am PST #5071 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shit I Didn't Say At Starbucks:

Dude. If you aren't OCD, I will eat this recycled cup holder.


sumi - Mar 05, 2007 5:52:19 am PST #5072 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Awww, Roger Federer as a boy with Jimmy Connors.


flea - Mar 05, 2007 5:57:24 am PST #5073 of 10001
information libertarian

Shit I didn't say to people on the neighborhood list-serv:

You people really need to get a Shit I Didn't Say file and start putting stuff in it.


shrift - Mar 05, 2007 5:57:45 am PST #5074 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's just not fair that Federer can be a lethal cuteness bomb and the tennis robot of doom.


Vortex - Mar 05, 2007 6:21:59 am PST #5075 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hmmm, maybe a "shit I didn't say" thread.


shrift - Mar 05, 2007 6:24:26 am PST #5076 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, hey, it's Casimir Pulaski Day.


JenP - Mar 05, 2007 6:24:58 am PST #5077 of 10001

Awww, Roger Federer as a boy with Jimmy Connors.

I read that as has a boy with Jimmy Connors and was expecting some weird hybrid picture. That one was much cuter.


Nutty - Mar 05, 2007 6:32:50 am PST #5078 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Cardinal Biffi

I think this man's doom is the name he has been saddled with. Possibly in Italy it might come across differently, but I cannot help but cackle thinking of his mom, shouting out the back door, "Biffi household! Time for dinner! Jim Biffi, this means you! Get your butt over here, Biffi!"

It would be like a Grand Inquisitor named Father Binkie.