Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 02, 2007 9:23:58 am PST #4731 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Bet the arrest stemmed from that dress.

Wow, I'd never before given any thought to what Pink and RuPaul would look like if fused into a single person.


Lee - Mar 02, 2007 9:27:56 am PST #4732 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

As long as you leave David Hewlett intact, I think we're good.

Works for me. I'll even add the SPN actors to the intact list.


Kathy A - Mar 02, 2007 9:29:13 am PST #4733 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm adding Compound W to my shopping list, because I have a plantar wart on my toe. I'd get those occasionally in high school, and they were remarkably resilient to Compound W--I ended up having to get it frozen out at the doctor's office.

What program are you using now?

It's a local (just gone national) program called Seattle Sutton's Healthy Eating. No registration fees or meetings, just picking up your food at the distributor's office twice a week. Two options (1200 calories or 2000 calories), but the same food on both menus (just more on the 2000). No beef or pork, but lots of poultry, veggie meals, and fish. It can be a bit bland at times (since they're seasoning for so many people, they keep it as inoffensive as possible), but I'm getting some good ideas for recipes when I start cooking for myself (they have a kick-ass dill sauce that is really yummy on salmon). I was on it back in 1998/99, and lost 80 pounds in nine months, so I knew it worked for me, especially when combined with exercise. I've lost 50 pounds so far (since January 8th), but am eagerly looking forward to the day I can get on the 350-pound scale and be able to track my progress!


bon bon - Mar 02, 2007 9:29:50 am PST #4734 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That reminds me. I've had this tag for forever. And like four times last night I heard a 30 Rock quote I wanted to tag. But I wanted to mention that in case it seemed I suddenly changed it for some sinister reason.

Anyone interested in talking AI? I saw the last ten minutes of the results show last night, and "I shouldn't have scatted...America doesn't like jazz" was funny. But I totally think that trying to cover Nina Simone should get people kicked off just cuz. I mean, I gotta hear substandard Feelin Goods four times in a week? I need to play the Simone version six or seven times to get them out of my head!


flea - Mar 02, 2007 9:33:14 am PST #4735 of 10001
information libertarian

I had to go Google David Hewlett, because I knew for sure that you all were not that deeply involved in printer manufacturing.

No, I don't have cable.

I'd love to be watching American Idol, but I can't. I just Youtube the ones people say are good. Which means I've been earwormed with "And I am telling you" for the last week, but at least a good version is in my head.


Dana - Mar 02, 2007 9:34:12 am PST #4736 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I had to go Google David Hewlett, because I knew for sure that you all were not that deeply involved in printer manufacturing.

David Hewlett could make printers if he wanted to. He's just that cool.


Nutty - Mar 02, 2007 9:40:57 am PST #4737 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

You know what finally cured them? DUCT TAPE.

I am trying to picture this, and... what is it about the duct tape that does the trick? Do you tape your feet to the floor so you'll never see those warts again?

signed, is only so creative with duct tape.


flea - Mar 02, 2007 9:45:56 am PST #4738 of 10001
information libertarian

You put the duct tape over the warts. You change it every day. The warts die. It works. Nobody is sure why. The body is weird. (Or: Duct tape is awesome.)


Kathy A - Mar 02, 2007 9:47:57 am PST #4739 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

crosses Compound W off the shopping list, adds duct tape...


shrift - Mar 02, 2007 9:49:24 am PST #4740 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I hope neither of you had any plans to blow up the world today, because I'm pretty sure it's my turn.

The planet buster is all yours. My towering rage has been downgraded to mild aggravation, mostly because the wind is turning the snow into an ice whip, and I'm actually too busy to write porn at work today.