No, DJ, yours is all about listening to the wind:

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You have a talent and inclination for adventure. If you're not using it, your energy levels aren't what they could be. Listen to the wind. It tells you where the excitement is.

ETA: I think I've been in LA too long. When you said Sag, I thought Screen Actors Guild and couldn't figure out why they'd have an opinion on my horoscope.

because I am 91.4 pounds lighter than I thought I was!!!

I want that kind of surprise on a scale!

Wow, Kathy! Good work!

I've seen Studio 60. I may prefer Chubby Hubby, but Cherry Garcia isn't a dick.

There are redshouldered hawks bitching the hell out of the ravens in the ravine. It's amazingly loud.

I think the hawks just won. The mob of ravens has disappeared. Still bitching. Or maybe courting. I dunno.

Congrats, Kathy!

Wow, Kathy, that's the kind of mistake you can live with! Go you!

Bradley Whitford and Cherry Garcia for the win.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You have a talent and inclination for adventure. If you're not using it, your energy levels aren't what they could be. Listen to the wind. It tells you where the excitement is.

No. "The wind" is telling me I'm going to look like ass if I try to go anywhere tonight since it's humid so my face feels greasy and my hair is frizzy. Screw "the wind."

ETA: I think I've been in LA too long. When you said Sag, I thought Screen Actors Guild and couldn't figure out why they'd have an opinion on my horoscope.

HA!

I've seen Studio 60. I may prefer CHubby Hubby, but Cherry Garcia isn't a dick.

Yes, but BW != Danny. BW is the guy who snarkily thanked GWB for his tax cut while standing in front of his huuuuuuuge house.

There are redshouldered hawks bitching the hell out of the ravens in the ravine. It's amazingly loud.

There was a small hawk (I don't know what kind) hanging out on the fence next to my parking pad last week. I both love to see and am totally in awe of and terrified of the raptors.

Aries (March 21-April 19). Freaky, unexpected events unfold at work.

Well, the scale wasn't at work, but I did use it on my lunch break--does that count? Definitely an unexpected event!

I think the swimming is really making a huge difference.

Between that and the treadmill, I must be burning up the calories (four times last week, and twice so far this one--I've got the sweats in the car for my evening treadmill workout on the way home). But, the dieting gets the most credit for the initial weight loss--I know I weighed more than 460 pounds when I started on January 8th (I thought it was about 70 pounds more), and am now at 408.6, so I've lost at least 50 pounds since then (I thought I'd only lost 30)! I've only been working out at the center and pool since last Tuesday, so it's gotta be the diet so far. Exercise is the key from here on out though, so I'm sticking with it!

Slow jams #1 forever, obviously. But that's me.

I am excited now, thinking about my future all-cheese diet!!

I am excited now, thinking about my future all-cheese diet!!

Yeah, but how do you feel about having your ear flicked by a prehensile tail?