Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Feb 28, 2007 8:03:57 am PST #4204 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

What is Miracle Whip? I've never had it.

Is it just, like, mayonnaise with secret spices, or what?

signed,
Did not know what Cool Whip was for the longest time, nor what the difference was between Cool Whip and whipped cream.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:04:08 am PST #4205 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Americans. Cereal. If it weren't for Raisin Bran, I don't know what I'd do with the lot of you.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2007 8:05:13 am PST #4206 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What is Miracle Whip? I've never had it.

Icky sweet mayo.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 8:07:47 am PST #4207 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

lisah - Feb 28, 2007 8:08:21 am PST #4208 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Is Miracle Whip made the same way as real mayo and then sweeteners are added?


sarameg - Feb 28, 2007 8:09:00 am PST #4209 of 10001

Miracle whip is not mayo. I even like it some of the time, but it is not mayo. It's its own condiment.

For example, your face, if you are seven months old.

Or the corner behind the closet door, if you are 2.

We had to sand them off, when we discovered them, 10 years later.


P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2007 8:11:23 am PST #4210 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I only buy Organic Hippie Food Cereal. Except for Holiday Count Chocula.

Right now, I'm on a Kashi Nuggets kick. Raisins are good. As is Greek yogurt. Actually, combine all three things, and it's bliss in a bowl.


bon bon - Feb 28, 2007 8:11:26 am PST #4211 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah that sweet mayo is g-ross. Semi-relatedly, I was listening to a podcast this morning whereby Andrew W.K. was asked to rank some unrelated items. Here's how I rank them:

1. Sam Shepherd
2. Slow Jams
3. Natural peanut butter
4. Blade Runner
5. Movie posters in cartoon style. (E.g., Star Wars)

How do you all?


DavidS - Feb 28, 2007 8:14:47 am PST #4212 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How do you all?
1. Blade Runner
2. Sam Shepherd
3. Movie posters in cartoon style. (E.g., Star Wars)
4. Slow Jams
5. Natural peanut butter


shrift - Feb 28, 2007 8:16:20 am PST #4213 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Americans. Cereal. If it weren't for Raisin Bran, I don't know what I'd do with the lot of you.

Hey, I'm a midwesterner. You're lucky I can tolerate flavors other than table salt!