Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

Xander ,'Get It Done'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 28, 2007 5:58:20 am PST #4143 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Tigers choose primates as playmates: [link]


Kat - Feb 28, 2007 6:00:52 am PST #4144 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Maybe the waiter misting thing isn't really port, but is like Binaca or some other breath thing?


Kat - Feb 28, 2007 6:03:04 am PST #4145 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

oh my god. The second picture, with the tiger in front of the orangutan is the cutest thing.


shrift - Feb 28, 2007 6:05:40 am PST #4146 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Maybe the waiter misting thing isn't really port, but is like Binaca or some other breath thing?

Rich people with halitosis who require dessert captains to keep them minty fresh?


Kat - Feb 28, 2007 6:06:35 am PST #4147 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

perzactlly! It's all a result of lighting and smoking $100 bills.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 6:08:52 am PST #4148 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

None of this may be logical or supportable, it's just something that makes me feel a little sick

I think it just has to be supported by the fact that it makes you feel sick.

Part of me believes that the misting might enhance the taste sensation (my line of food-fetishising is much earlier than yours, and has to do with lowering the caloric content of foods when so many people are not getting enough calories in the first place), but getting someone else to do it is silly, and why is the atomiser worth so much money?


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 6:11:12 am PST #4149 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

why is the atomiser worth so much money?

It's crystal... and it gets its power from the souls of orphans?


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 6:12:15 am PST #4150 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope these are hard-to-find orphans, because, in general, they're neither hard to obtain nor create.


Kat - Feb 28, 2007 6:12:59 am PST #4151 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

not orphans then...37-year-old virgins.


Strega - Feb 28, 2007 6:18:42 am PST #4152 of 10001

So apparently, believing that a ghost is watching you makes you less likely to cheat.

At first I thought you meant "cheat" sexually. And I thought, well, yeah, it would be a mood-killer.

From that article:

The "representational concern" theory of the purpose of supernatural agents predicts that participants primed to think about a dead graduate student in the room will act as though someone is watching them, and therefore be less likely to cheat than participants in the control or in memoriam conditions.
...That's quite a leap.

I'd have been more interested if they had had 3 groups: one with the regular test, one with the in memoriam message, and one with the message and the ghost story. Because honestly, that little message by itself reminds people that the test is the result of someone's hard work. I think that makes a lot people less likely to cheat. It's the opposite of the "it's okay to steal from a faceless corporation" effect.

And looking at the study, all of the participants were students in an intro to psychology class. If none of them guessed that it wasn't REALLY a spatial intelligence test, I'll be quite depressed.