She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 7:25:22 am PST #3868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pakistan: 11 dead, 100 injured in kite flying festival

At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today.

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops yesterday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for emergency service in the city of Lahore.

The festival is regularly marred by casualties caused by sharp kite strings or celebratory gunshots fired into the air.

Kite flyers often use strings made of wire or coated with ground glass to try to cross and cut a rival’s string or damage the other kite, often after betting on the outcome.


Jesse - Feb 26, 2007 7:25:42 am PST #3869 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I cannot have any caffeine today, since I'm donating platelets tonight.

Wait, what? I never heard that. Huh.


Gudanov - Feb 26, 2007 7:26:52 am PST #3870 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I hope your Dad recovers quickly msbelle.

Yesterday, I was telling Leif he had to take his bath before he could have a brownie. He didn't like this plan so he went and got himself a plastic lid to a storage container and declared, "I'm going to whack you until I get my brownie." This strategy didn't work for him, but it paralyzed my wife with laughter.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 7:28:34 am PST #3871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I swear, Family Circus would be so much better if it was based on Gud's family.


sarameg - Feb 26, 2007 7:30:04 am PST #3872 of 10001

He didn't like this plan so he went and got himself a plastic lid to a storage container and declared, "I'm going to whack you until I get my brownie."

Snort.


Jesse - Feb 26, 2007 7:34:05 am PST #3873 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I swear, Family Circus would be so much better if it was based on Gud's family.

Heh.

So I'm sitting here waiting to go out to lunch for my coworker's birthday, which I don't even want to do, and I'm HONGRY. This shit better not take long.


dcp - Feb 26, 2007 7:39:34 am PST #3874 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Kite flyers often use strings made of wire or coated with ground glass to try to cross and cut a rival’s string or damage the other kite, often after betting on the outcome.

They neglected to mention the monofilament.

Basant in Lahore...good times, good times....


Gudanov - Feb 26, 2007 7:41:22 am PST #3875 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I swear, Family Circus would be so much better if it was based on Gud's family.

I dunno, there would be a whole lot of sibling bickering and surreal knock-knock jokes.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 7:42:16 am PST #3876 of 10001
What is even happening?

My goodness, the foamosity!

No wonder Hec wanted them to make out.

He didn't like this plan so he went and got himself a plastic lid to a storage container and declared, "I'm going to whack you until I get my brownie."

This is so funny when it's someone else's kid.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 7:43:00 am PST #3877 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

there would be a whole lot of sibling bickering and surreal knock-knock jokes.

That'd still be better than a billion more strips about Not Me!