Aurelia, I thought it started at 9, my time 8 EST, but I was wrong. The Baba Wawa special confused me.
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Not Oscar news: The Baltimore Dime Museum is closing and auctioning off all its weird shit:
A giant rat! A two-headed goose! Amelia Earhart's mummified finger!
I hate Penelope Cruz's dress. I don't care what commentators say.
The fluffiness of her skirt is...distracting.
I hate it too, Kat. really there haven't been any REALLY beautiful dresses tonight. Reese Witherspoon looks fabulous though. as does Maggie Gyllenhaal.
distracting and ugly.
Also, Jada Pinkett Smith's dress color is wrong. It looks like she stole a Buddhist monks robes and took it to a seamstress. wrong wrong wrong.
Cate Blanchett looked great in an I'm-wearing-armor way.
What is wrong with Cameron Diaz? Her dress is a skotch too tight. But it's her face that's wrong.
Yay Oscars! That's all I got so far.
I'm an awards show ho. I watch all of them. Can't help myself.
Reese did look great. But a bit wan. I missed Maggie Gyllenhaal.
NBC's factoids are blocking the clothes. I want to see the clothes!
Who is that guy babbling to Cate Blanchett about belting her damn sweaters?