Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Feb 12, 2007 10:14:03 am PST #324 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Plus the Chicagoistas are a very fun bunch.

Especially when you get them drunk.


Allyson - Feb 12, 2007 10:20:51 am PST #325 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

oof. I didn't even know it hit Amazon. I think i need to go throw up.

I mean, it's a joyful throwing up!


erikaj - Feb 12, 2007 10:22:28 am PST #326 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My mom wants one, Allyson. Especially since she knows we're in it.


bon bon - Feb 12, 2007 10:27:49 am PST #327 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What about Ann Arbor? It's midwest, has an enormous book-buying public, and is name-checked in the book (...even if not pleasantly so).


Aims - Feb 12, 2007 10:32:36 am PST #328 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And I have contacts through Borders Corporate in Ann Arbor. Could maybe get you a reading there.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 10:33:11 am PST #329 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Ann Arbor relative I was escaping now has a bookstore...oh, the scenarios that come to mind...


sarameg - Feb 12, 2007 10:37:59 am PST #330 of 10001

oh, the scenarios that come to mind...

Yeaah....I don't think that would qualify as low-stress book touring.....


Maria - Feb 12, 2007 10:38:37 am PST #331 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Woo hoo, Allyson! I've pre-ordered your book as my birthday present to myself. (And DC should definitely be on your list. IJS. There's lots of us here.)

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! Hopefully they will make this crud that has settled in my chest go away.

Happy birthday, sorella!


Tom Scola - Feb 12, 2007 10:40:20 am PST #332 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Happy Birthday, Maria!


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2007 10:42:35 am PST #333 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tom Cruise blown up by LA police!!

OK, I may have read that story wrong: [link]

The Los Angeles Times and movie studio Paramount could face a federal lawsuit after a publicity stunt to promote "Mission: Impossible III" sparked a bomb scare, the paper reported.

Around 4,500 sidewalk newspaper boxes across California were rigged with devices last April that played the "Mission: Impossible" theme when customers opened them in the build-up to the release of the Tom Cruise blockbuster.

But several customers thought the music players were bombs and reported them to law enforcement officials. An arson squad blew up one of the newspaper boxes in Santa Clarita, just north of Los Angeles, as a precaution.