Okay, I put on lip gloss. That means I'm really leaving the house, because who puts on lip gloss and stays home alone? Not me.
Yeah.
Not me.
Fuck, I do need new jeans. Even if I do lose 10 pounds before my black belt test, they're not staying off. I don't want to spend money, dammit!
Okay, gone.
No more wintery mix! No more!
fuck. the FOUR drips from me ceiling just stopped leaking. Hope they got up there today.
I have the Bob Seger concert tomorrow, then an Oscar watch and Mock
Hey! Me too! Maybe there will be bubbly on Sunday!
I have been Mary Sue Office Worker today! Right now I am patiently waiting for a 34 page report to print on my little ink jet, because I know in my soul if I email it in a spreadsheet? They'll just print it out.
Who needs to go to a salon to get her head shaved? I think that's the question we need to be asking. What, like Britney doesn't know somebody with a pair of clippers?
Hey ita, I need new jeans too. Wanna go shopping? Except I'll need a babysitter if I actually want to try on clothes.
Right now, if I were you, and wanted bubbly, I would be much nicer to me than you are being.
IJS
eta: Neener neener
I'm ready to go home to the bar now.