Jennifer Garner being cute with Violet Affleck. This is me being a hypocrite, because I usually don't like pictures that are prying into celebrities just doing normal shit, but Violet's so incredibly cute, and Jennifer looks so fucking normal that I love to look.

And, while I'm X17ing it, Damn, Penelope's sister looks so like her I thought it was a collage.

The chain of custody is pretty broken by that point, though. There's not good evidence that it's her hair. Unless they do a DNA test, I guess, but I think you have to find a bulb for that.

What about a DNA test?

SKIMMER!

ita, what picture of Penelope's sister?

what picture of Penelope's sister?

She's the woman in black that Penelope is standing next to in the second picture across, at the top.

Ah. For some reason when I opened the link it popped right to the giant headshot of Orlando Bloom -- I never realized that there was stuff above him.

That green is just the radiation leaking from the reactors into which they stuff their unwitting victims as fuel for their unholy machinations.

Everyone who reads the Straight Dope knows that the green lights are from the escalator trolls who shine their flashlights so they can look up ladies' skirts.

Look at the ginormous storm that is going all the way through the center of the country. I like the description that describes it as "winter and spring-like". Nice -- the worst of both worlds.

I think I'll not be running errands again this weekend.

cries

No more wintery mix! No more!

I know -- almost all the ice was gone.

So I didn't leave early, and now I'm considering bringing my computer home with me for the weekend. What's wrong with this picture?